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Would you dump a babe for a munter?

#1
Right you are folks, need a bit of advice


A friend of mine is in a bit of a state, her husband has recently left her for a rather horrendous she-thing.
I've of course told her that there is not a man alive that could really find the creature attractive and that it is no where near as nice as her but she doesn't really believe me cos I'm a mate and would naturally be on her side.

So I thought I'd put it to the gallant folks of arrse to give an honest opinion.

Would you turn down someone like this:
(Not a true picture of her but a good clue as to how gorgeous she is)





To let this horrid thing in to your bed?





Over to you..........
 

Auld-Yin

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#2
All depends if the babe is putting out or not. If she is withholding her 'favours' - then goodbye Vienna, hello munter.
 
#4
stacker1 said:
mac_uk said:
So I thought I'd put it to the gallant folks of arrse to give an honest opinion.
Why are you posting on ARRSE when you could be slipping her a length? Are you a poof?
I'm afraid she wouldn't touch me with a barge pole. Her hubby might shag ugly feckers but she wont :(
 
#5
Donkey-Spanker said:
I might dump the babe for the munter, depending on a few key points: is the munter richer, more willing sexually, or a mute? If the answer to at least one of these is yes, then it's bye bye babe.
As far as I know, it's no to all of the above
 
#6
mac_uk said:
stacker1 said:
mac_uk said:
So I thought I'd put it to the gallant folks of arrse to give an honest opinion.
Why are you posting on ARRSE when you could be slipping her a length? Are you a poof?
I'm afraid she wouldn't touch me with a barge pole. Her hubby might shag ugly feckers but she wont :(

Thats a bit unkind to yourself mac! your not a fecker!
 
#9
mac_uk said:
stacker1 said:
mac_uk said:
So I thought I'd put it to the gallant folks of arrse to give an honest opinion.
Why are you posting on ARRSE when you could be slipping her a length? Are you a poof?
I'm afraid she wouldn't touch me with a barge pole. Her hubby might shag ugly feckers but she wont :(
So she's a fussy bitch, no wonder her husband kicked her to the kerb.
 
#12
Munters try harder in bed - proven scientific fact...

Attractive girls think that they've already got everything a bloke could want, so don't put the effort in!

Less attractive birds do filthy perverted things that would make your mother blush!
 

Biped

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#13
Auld-Yin said:
All depends if the babe is putting out or not. If she is withholding her 'favours' - then goodbye Vienna, hello munter.
Older and wiser than me, and quicker on the keyboard too! :D

Having had quite a significant number of the broader-girthed ladies, I can heartily attest to the fact that they cooker bigger dinners, and worker harder at getting a man to be happy, much, much harder.
 
#16
mac_uk said:
Right you are folks, need a bit of advice


A friend of mine is in a bit of a state, her husband has recently left her for a rather horrendous she-thing.
I've of course told her that there is not a man alive that could really find the creature attractive and that it is no where near as nice as her but she doesn't really believe me cos I'm a mate and would naturally be on her side.

So I thought I'd put it to the gallant folks of arrse to give an honest opinion.

Would you turn down someone like this:
(Not a true picture of her but a good clue as to how gorgeous she is)





To let this horrid thing in to your bed?





Over to you..........
Not unless the fanciable one was overly dreadful. Send her my way and I'll give you a proper assessment. PM for details.
 
#19
Donkey-Spanker said:
I might dump the babe for the munter, depending on a few key points: is the munter richer, more willing sexually, or a mute?
Some blokes seem to be obsessed with woman who take cocky up botty . Maybe that's the reason ?
 

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