Would you do it for £70??

Why not? You could tell her to close her eyes and open her mouth, whilst playing classical music. She'll be thinking that you're about to slip your cock in, when in reality you'll be pulling your cheeks apart and slowly curling one down into her gob, smearing a little bit on the edge of her lip as your aim goes awry.

Now think of the eyes of terror as her mouth clamps down in reflex.

Every male Arrser would do it for far less and those that say they wouldn't are either lying or gay. Its female and its got a pulse, FFS!

Most female Arrsers would probably do it with a few beers on board, lets face it!
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