Would you do it for £70??

Being a sapper I have of course standards lower than the average sewer rat so.....

Not even with feckin yours fella :D
Why not? You could tell her to close her eyes and open her mouth, whilst playing classical music. She'll be thinking that you're about to slip your cock in, when in reality you'll be pulling your cheeks apart and slowly curling one down into her gob, smearing a little bit on the edge of her lip as your aim goes awry.

Now think of the eyes of terror as her mouth clamps down in reflex.

Not a f uckin chance........... I just would not be able to get wood :pukel:

I could fist her for the £70 :D
Probably, but then I'd fcuk a spider if I knew which leg to lift up.


Would I do her for £70? Does the bear sh1t in the fcuking woods?
Every male Arrser would do it for far less and those that say they wouldn't are either lying or gay. Its female and its got a pulse, FFS!

Most female Arrsers would probably do it with a few beers on board, lets face it!
ok fair enough, but give me a while to get the £70 together......................

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