Would You? Could You?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Oct 15, 2007.

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  1. how many of you would shell out some cash for one of these customized babies?


    agreed there's a high initial outlay but amortized over time there's quite the savings in not having to pay for food/drink/conversation..clothes, easy storage, readily available, doesn't bother you when watching sports on TV.. doesn't mind the porn stash, dust bunnies or lack of tidyness in the home...won't ' back seat drive' but lets you use the 2-or more express lanes...doesn't grow fat on chocolates and snacky cakes, doesn't gossip,..etc . etc..

    constant silent stare though could get on your nerves..

    And, ladies.. they [or the competition ] makes male versions complete with detachable, adjustable 'attachments'.. keep a selection for different moods...

    wonder what the bank loan officer would say when you outline your need for some up-front money..some ' lay away ' plan...
  2. Lady boys too......................Wheres my credit card?
  3. Would You? Could You?

    If you're posting this in the NAAFI it should in fact be;

    Would You? Could You? Did You?
  4. Can they make a cup of tea after you're finished?
  5. They're well fcuking creepy.. I wonder if they would make up a "Boxing Helena" box set?
  6. The real Stepford Wives.

    Can you get them with a vagina mouth?

    Seeings how you can build your own up, it would make sense to make a few adjustments to the basic design of a human.
  7. I wonder if they'll do me a special - with false teeth that can be taken out.
  8. I wonder if they do a speaking model with such [phrases as ......

    "Oooooooh big boy me love you long time"

    "I'm horny, lets fcuk!"

    or later on in the "relationship"

    "You fat cnut, when are you going to mo the lawn!"

    "My Mother was right about you, your just bastard son of a bitch!"

    "I wish your brother had ordered me, he has a BMW and hs own house. You looser!"
  9. hah.

    they constantly look supprised
  10. How would you empty it? Bleaugh!
  11. That's a job for the real wife. :)
  12. I suppose it's eyes water when it's full. Still Bleaugh! though.
  13. To digress slightly; I was talking to a guy who had been in the Queens Regiment.

    Apparantly there was a blow up doll in the section room at Bassingbourne and toward the end of basic training they each had to shag it as part of an initiation ceremony.

    Is/was this a common passtime amongst the men of Queen's Div or was he a solitary aberation given to inflatible fantasies with homoerotic overtones?