Would You Buy a Used Zoo From This Man?

Discussion in 'Multinational HQ' started by Rocketeer, May 26, 2005.

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  1. See that Wacko Jacko has put Neverland up for sale.. bye bye zoo, carnival rides and other ' amenities' to pay the whackload of legal bills, the salaries of the various bodyguards and hangers-on and to cover all the shopping tabs he's run up trying to look good for the cameras [ not to mention the payoffs to the kiddies to keep their mouths shut ]..

    No word on whether his collection of 45 cars or the licencing rights to all the music is on the chopping block as well.. But.. if you need some cosy California digs.. The Fantasy Farm is yours for only $ 37 million US...

    probably make it back in a week conducting tours through the place pointing out the spanking room and the ' playroom ' and the other snugabye spots...
     
  2. Q: Why did Michael invite Macaulay Culkin to the house?
    A: He's like the little boy he never had.

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