Would you be a porn star with your Mrs for a few quid?

#4
3 films and only £1300 for both of them, not a high standard of porn then?

(Yes I know she is minging etc)
 
#5
The dvd man comes into the pub, tells you about this new porn he's got, you take it, get home and stick it on......what is the first thing you would think?
 
#6
I want my money back!!!
 
#7
carlbcfc said:
The dvd man comes into the pub, tells you about this new porn he's got, you take it, get home and stick it on......what is the first thing you would think?
Where's the sick bag?
 
#8
She looks like she's just had a stroke. It won't be a wedding they're paying for but a trip to Dignitas.

And not too sure which one would be coming back.
 
#10
carlbcfc said:
The dvd man comes into the pub, tells you about this new porn he's got, you take it, get home and stick it on......what is the first thing you would think?
Mother! :omfg:
 
#11
He looks a bit like Fred West. Mind, if the internet has taught us anything it's that there is a market for every kind of sick depravity. William Burrough's idea of a "Naked Lunch" was that at some point everyone gets to look at what they've got on the end of their fork, and it ain't pretty.

You wouldn't pay to watch that pair literally eat a naked lunch. They'd probably eat their young.
 
#12
'kin hell everyone's very fussy all of a sudden!....

CW

Quis Separabit

Vestigia Nulla Retrorsum
 
#13
CaptainWillard said:
'kin hell everyone's very fussy all of a sudden!....

CW

Quis Separabit

Vestigia Nulla Retrorsum

Got to agree with you there C-W, look on the brightside lads, you wouldn't need to waste your rohypnol, all you need is a cheap bottle of plonk for her and lots of beer for you.
 
#16
If I was going to make a porno, the last person I would want as my co star is the wife. I watch the stuff to forget about having the same echoey chasm for the rest of time. Why would I want to be filmed going through that horror?
 
#17
leethelooney said:
I'd do it if the missus offered me a threesome with one of her friends! It'd be ace, I could prove I had a threesome :D
Well i know for a fact it would be nuffin new for your Missus! Hur, hur, hur! :twisted:
 
#18
Doogonk said:
....couple of well placed paper bags wouldn't go amiss either!
...and perhaps a willing weimaraner.
 
#19
[/qoute] Got to agree with you there C-W, look on the brightside lads, you wouldn't need to waste your rohypnol, all you need is a cheap bottle of plonk for her and lots of beer for you.[/quote]

understatement of the year!
 
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