Would you be a porn star with your Mrs for a few quid?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by carlbcfc, Dec 2, 2009.

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  1. If they can do it, surely we can.

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  2. Spacker Gimp Porn ?
     
  3. At least they have something to show the Grandchildren!
     
  4. 3 films and only £1300 for both of them, not a high standard of porn then?

    (Yes I know she is minging etc)
     
  5. The dvd man comes into the pub, tells you about this new porn he's got, you take it, get home and stick it on......what is the first thing you would think?
     
  6. I want my money back!!!
     
  7. Where's the sick bag?
     
  8. She looks like she's just had a stroke. It won't be a wedding they're paying for but a trip to Dignitas.

    And not too sure which one would be coming back.
     
  9. God they look thick.
     
  10. Mother! :omfg:
     
  11. He looks a bit like Fred West. Mind, if the internet has taught us anything it's that there is a market for every kind of sick depravity. William Burrough's idea of a "Naked Lunch" was that at some point everyone gets to look at what they've got on the end of their fork, and it ain't pretty.

    You wouldn't pay to watch that pair literally eat a naked lunch. They'd probably eat their young.
     
  12. 'kin hell everyone's very fussy all of a sudden!....

    CW

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  13. Got to agree with you there C-W, look on the brightside lads, you wouldn't need to waste your rohypnol, all you need is a cheap bottle of plonk for her and lots of beer for you.
     
  14. ....couple of well placed paper bags wouldn't go amiss either!
     
  15. I'd do it if the missus offered me a threesome with one of her friends! It'd be ace, I could prove I had a threesome :D