A quarter of science teachers would teach creationism. If ever there was a story in the Grauniad which proves that the United Kingdom is going, or has gone, to hell in a handcart, this one is a contender. Once upon a time British schooling, together with our Police, the Armed Forces, Her Maj (God Bless Her) our technology, science and parliamentary system of Government was the Best In The World. I sometimes feel like I live in Soweto now. The witchdoctors are in charge, and the teachers are their acolytes.