Would we win in Helmand if we had MacGyver?

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#2
I think we'd probably need the A Team, we'd not only win, but with absolutely zero fatalities.
 
#3
Don't forget Mr Knight and KITT.
 
#6
Careful...if you take on McGyver, you take on these two heavyweights...

 

ancienturion

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#7
Cuddles said:
Careful...if you take on McGyver, you take on these two heavyweights...

And I thought he was only a product of their imagination. In that case I assume he is a septic product.
 
#8
Mcgyver is a sort of "Chuck norris meets the A-Team" Lite. A sort of made for TV version of The Master of Inner Strength, if you like?
 
#11
We wouldn't win, but America would, they have Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris.


Is it true that Chuck Norris was born before his dad? And did he invent the giraffe by uppercutting a horse?
 
#12
For pure 'annoying the rabid muslim extremist types' we'd HAVE to send in the scantily clad Wonder Woman in her invisible plane! Imaging the broohaha when they look up in the sky to see WW scantily covered bum squished onto the plane seat....all sweaty cos it's a bit warm!!
 
#14
dingerr said:
We wouldn't win, but America would, they have Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris.


Is it true that Chuck Norris was born before his dad? And did he invent the giraffe by uppercutting a horse?
Ah...but Dinger,we have Sgt Henno Garvie!



He's 'ard & would take Chuck on anyday!... :p
 
#16


Oh great, these f*ckin 2? They'd get f*ck all done. Unless you wanted a couple of verses of 'Up on the Roof' to get the angry blood flowing. Or they could regale you of stories of truly horrifying auditions and fracturing an expensive hair-do on set...........all in a really strange unnaturally posh accent.
 
#19
cloudbuster said:
GuybrushThreepwood said:
Don't forget these two home grown heroes too:

Heroes? Not one of them has spotted the exploding cooks wagon behind them.

Poofs.
Or the antenna-less 349 with the earpiece worn like a necklace and the inverted panda face cam?

And as for the chinstraps...
 
#20
You've all got it wrong. It'd be over within days if Dangermouse and Hong Kong Phooey were to team up.

Forget all this Chuck Norris nonsense...
 

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