Would any of you ever eat another man?

Would you ever eat someone?

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#1
Okay, strange question I know, but I was reading the 'troops will NOT get their own hospital, case closed' thread and screw_the_nut wrote:
Screw_The_Nut said:
But seriously, some officers are mad, some are bad and some deserve to be stripped and hung and drawn and quartered and thrown to the hungry pigs.... :x
and it got me wondering...
would any of you eat another human being if they were nicely prepared for you? What would it take for you to eat someone?
:twisted:
 
#2
I'm sure ARRSErs such as Jarrod would love to eat another mans meat.... fnar fnar
 
#6
In a cuisinal sense not a carnal sense!
 
#7
Well, I suppose it could be either... say your CO really pissed you off one day at work, would you be prepared to let the slopjockeys turn him into a rather fat tasty pie or would you rather stick to steak and kidneys not from humans?
 
#8
It would take near starvation. but I would certainly indulge in cannibalism in dire desperate need. Anyone wwho wouldn't is not fit to live, IMO.
 
#9
Well I'm sure there is some cuisinal value to Jarrod's knob gobbling. He gets alot of protein intake from it.
 
#10
If the circumstances showed themselves such as a repeat of Stalingrad or similar then yes no doubt I'd eat another human being. Can't say I'd like it but survival will bring out the best(worst) in you.

My grandfather was a POW in the 2nd WW captured by the japs. He told me a story of a monkey from the jungle surrounding their camp who befriended them by bringing fruits from the jungle to the inmates. They were starving to the point of almost cannibalism and turned on the monkey, killed it and ate it. He refused because he considered it a friend. Strange question but i think I'd have eaten it or someone close to me to survive.
 
#13
JWRRC318 said:
I heard it's actually classed as a dairy product because of all the knob cheese.. of course what do I know.. I'm female..
Well I'm not sure what its classed as but you can come over and taste mine if you want, that way you'll know for sure if its salty or dairy. :wink:
 

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#14
Of course I would eat someone if I was hungry enough. Its a question of survival. All those Argentinian rugby players took a sudden interest in eating their oppo's arse cheeks up in the Andes when they ran out of 'normal' food.

Anyway, it all tastes like chicken. So I hear.
 
#16
verticalgyro said:
Command_doh said:
Of course I would eat someone if I was hungry enough. Its a question of survival. All those Argentinian rugby players took a sudden interest in eating their oppo's arse cheeks up in the Andes when they ran out of 'normal' food.

Anyway, it all tastes like chicken. So I hear.
Actually it tastes more like pork. I can't remember the tribe, but some polynesian cannibals referred to humans as "Long Pig".

Very tasty.

Now more to the point, would you rather eat something with more meat on it, like Alison Moyet or something skinny like Kylie Minogue?
Now, getting technical, what we eat isn't fat so eating something like Alison Moyet would be quite disgusting what you want to eat (and certainly what I want to eat!) is a nice big muscley man... someone a bit like matt giteau or sean lamont... yummy!
 
#17
Command_doh said:
Anyway, it all tastes like chicken. So I hear.
Leg meat was choice of the Aztec ruling classes.

Well cooked, add some beans, few chillies, tomatoes, avocados, stick in a maize tortilla........
 
#18
verticalgyro said:
I think I would eat Minogues arse first.

I made the question too narrow, maybe it should have been "What part of a famous person would you eat first?"
Jade Goody's cancerous womb.....


Just for bragging rights of course...
 
#19
JWRRC318 said:
verticalgyro said:
Command_doh said:
Of course I would eat someone if I was hungry enough. Its a question of survival. All those Argentinian rugby players took a sudden interest in eating their oppo's arse cheeks up in the Andes when they ran out of 'normal' food.

Anyway, it all tastes like chicken. So I hear.
Actually it tastes more like pork. I can't remember the tribe, but some polynesian cannibals referred to humans as "Long Pig".

Very tasty.

Now more to the point, would you rather eat something with more meat on it, like Alison Moyet or something skinny like Kylie Minogue?
Now, getting technical, what we eat isn't fat so eating something like Alison Moyet would be quite disgusting what you want to eat (and certainly what I want to eat!) is a nice big muscley man... someone a bit like matt giteau or sean lamont... yummy!
Jensen Ackles!

 
#20
The first time I attended a full-scale postmortem, the pathologist asked me to assist him by placing the major organs on the scales as he removed them from the cadaver, then making a note of their weights for his report. After he'd removed the ribs to expose the heart, lungs etc. I was struck by how similar the peeled-back flesh was to raw steak, & I have to admit it made me feel hungry.......the liver also looked as if it could have been quite tasty.
After the PM was over, I had to go & have a sandwich because I was hank marvin! 8O
Based on this experience, I think I would eat flesh without much persuasion....... :wink:
 

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