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Discussion in 'Royal Signals' started by Ord_Sgt, Jan 16, 2002.

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  1. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    Where are you all? :-/
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  3. 1011.

    PS 110.
  4. Certa Citto!!

    PS.  Translation of Schimpfer's binary  -  "I am a whinging git!"
  5. if he was really flash.....he would have sent hex, instead of binary!!!

    and its "certa cito" not certa citto.........thought all members of the corps could at least read!! :eek:
  6. 4T XMJ HF OI BG RT at grid KU RG SD
  7. ??? that 4T dont make sense wot page r u using
  8. "Dot Dot Dash Dash..........  Aww F**K it.  Staff wheres my mobile???"

    *The futures Bright. The futures Orange*
  9. ;D

    Not of the jimmy, but i do find its the worst cap badge i've served with.
    Not because of the lads , but of the worst back stabbing
    seniors/officers i've ever came across.
  10. well...they do say that a pat on the back is merely a recce for a dagger.......especially in the royal corps (hurrah!) 8)
  11. Wonderfull, a Corps made entirely of the Umpa Lumpa people from the Chocolate factory, or what ever you call Bandford these days! Charming!

    Please let the rest of the Army know when you make as much sense.
  12. CGS

    CGS War Hero Moderator

    G3_Snob, probably best If you don't call Blandford anything!  Glasgow may get to hear of it and asume you are speaking in affectionate terms rather than with irony.

    Then you'll find yourself going there as OC of the antenna cupboard, followed by being loaded onto the JISM course, followed by the appointment of Project Officer for the next money wasting crap idea to come out of the Corps HQ.

    Before you know it, they'll be appointing you to take over as HQ Mess Sec when the current chap pushes up the dasies!
  13. Look behind you, beside you and in front

    We were there before you...... and a long time after
  14. you're all just jealous cos we get paid more than you!
  15. I respect most of the values the Corps has. However, why Oh WHY!!! do we get CRUD "Untrained", from the factory?

    Why should we pick up the pieces that Bland-Joke posst-on?

    Instance 1.

    Soldier "A" gets posted in with a veritable plethora of difficiencies in his trade.

    Posted to a unit where His/Her difficiencies CANNOT be met, How can they attain their Class 2?

    Instance 2.

    Soldier "A", could even be "B, C........ZZ etc."

    Posted to a unit who have been nominated, disembarking on a tour lets say with KFOR, Have they passed thier APWT etc     ?????????????????

    For F**ks sake Blandford. The people that all your lazy ar**d instructors trained years ago, are now picking up the pieces of your obvious onset of amnesia and the likes. :(