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Wot Abaat Pat n Peggy getting It Orn?

#1
I reckon Eastenders is one of the most sh*t depressing soaps ever aired. It's so bad, it has a sort of magnetic masocistic fascination for me if it's on when I'm passing by the box. So, what sort of a naff story line is the homosexual relationship between Christian and Saheed, the gay Muslim? Bo-oring! Why not Ronnie and Stacey? Or Ronnie and Janine? OR - what about Pat and Peggy?? :twisted:

"OOh, suck me prawn, Peggy!"

"Yeah, play wiv me frepnys, Pat. Be my flubber lubba!

Ooops........................ :oops:
 
#3
Tastytoggle said:
I reckon Eastenders is one of the most sh*t depressing soaps ever aired. It's so bad, it has a sort of magnetic masocistic fascination for me if it's on when I'm passing by the box. So, what sort of a naff story line is the homosexual relationship between Christian and Saheed, the gay Muslim? Bo-oring! Why not Ronnie and Stacey? Or Ronnie and Janine? OR - what about Pat and Peggy?? :twisted:

"OOh, suck me prawn, Peggy!"

"Yeah, play wiv me frepnys, Pat. Be my flubber lubba!

Ooops........................ :oops:
Sad sack! That pile of sh1te doesnt even get switched on in my house.
 
#6
smartascarrots said:
You need psychiatric help.

Then to be shot in the head at close range and dumped in a ditch. You can't be too careful, right?
Once again you and I are in complete agreement. Obviously you left out cutting the head off his body, filling it full of silver bullets, ramming a wooden stake through the heart of the corpse and burning both bits on a fire composed of dried garlic. As you said you can't be too careful! :twisted:
 
T

trowel

Guest
#7
TT is obviously a regular script contributor to East Enders, and is casting about in here for fresh ideas. He`s wasting his time of course, there is nothing here warped or twisted enough to be included in that pile of crap.
 
T

trowel

Guest
#13
See what you`ve started Toggle? Theres a bitch fight going off down the bottom of the page. Might be good Beast Benders material there.
 
#17
trowel said:
See what you`ve started Toggle? Theres a bitch fight going off down the bottom of the page. Might be good Beast Benders material there.
Yeah, the necrophilia take is interesting. I s'pose Bradley's a bit slippery now, but who knows how desperate that marriage wrecking git Christian might get? :twisted:
 
#18
I tell thee what! Even with my very limited knowledge of TV soaps, I've always thought that Corrie was far superior to Eastenders now they've proved it (perhaps one of the script writers read this post) because as I passed the box last night, I was brought to a stop by the sight of a very attractive young brunnette sharing a kiss with an equally stunning blond (only happens in stories). Now that, my friends (apart from the club in Celle where I was once mesmerized by a young lady riding the most unusual bucking bronco type machine I ever saw) is entertainment. Stunning! :D
 
#20
Tastytoggle said:
I tell thee what! Even with my very limited knowledge of TV soaps, I've always thought that Corrie was far superior to Eastenders now they've proved it (perhaps one of the script writers read this post) because as I passed the box last night, I was brought to a stop by the sight of a very attractive young brunnette sharing a kiss with an equally stunning blond (only happens in stories). Now that, my friends (apart from the club in Celle where I was once mesmerized by a young lady riding the most unusual bucking bronco type machine I ever saw) is entertainment. Stunning! :D
I'll dispute that one mate! :twisted:

Still.. Eastenders has been wank, and wank for a long time. The only thing I even bothered to tune in for was to perve over that rough stacy bird. Mmmmm.
 

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