The "Lady in Question" is the hippocrocagorillapig from The Gossip. They were on Jonathan Ross last night and she was wearing a bright pink mini dress. The whole episode caused me to go into deep shock, hence the garbled posting!
There is a massive advertising whathaveyou on Battersea Park Road, funnily enough right next to the Dog's Home and there was a pic of Ditto in the buff on there that made me yak into my bike helmet everytime I saw it. Fortunately, it has been replaced with that quite superb M&S advert with the best pair of t1ts that I have seen since the last Cabinet meeting.
Just as an afterthought - I thought I'd check her voice out, and I'm listening to 'Heavy Cross' by her on Spotify - she's actually pretty good, singing-wise. All I need now is for me to be rolling around on the mat with her while she makes them noises and my world will be complete.
Edited to add: Having just seen the video footage of this girl on stage - she's pretty damned good. Cap doffed to a proper performer, who I'd happily sh@g.