Wossy WTF?

[Markintime]

WTF is that thing in a pink dress?

 

[cbgramc]

Not good Mark not good at all was that your wedding reception

 

[The_Dragoon]

Mark, just got back from the pub mate ?

 

[Markintime]

Mark, just got back from the pub mate ?

I wish!

 

[wompingwillow]

WTF is that thing in a pink dress?

I have to earn a living some how

 

[Blackrat]

Mark, do you find this picture strangely alluring?

 

[Airborne_Aircrew]

Errr... the only pink thing I see there is... well, more attractive than you doing that "dance" thing you're doing...

You can get help you know...

 

[putteesinmyhands]

Evidently people are being distracted by the foreground action..

The lady in question is evidently wearing a "Rawhide" bra (Herd 'em up, move 'em out) with the emphasis on the latter. Though getting your tits up to your shoulder seems like no mean feat...

 

[smeagle]

the "Lady in Question" looks very much like the hippocrocagorillapig from the gossip.

I hope that wasn't an obvious one and I've missed the joke!

 

[mandown]

sweet baby jesus, MAN THE HARPOONS!!

 

[Voltiguer]

http://motivateurself.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/fuck-the-harpoon.jpg

 

[Yokel]

It's Vickie Pollard! Yeah, but no, but yeah.........

 

[Markintime]

the "Lady in Question" looks very much like the hippocrocagorillapig from the gossip.

I hope that wasn't an obvious one and I've missed the joke!

The "Lady in Question" is the hippocrocagorillapig from The Gossip. They were on Jonathan Ross last night and she was wearing a bright pink mini dress. The whole episode caused me to go into deep shock, hence the garbled posting!

 

[the_guru]

There is a massive advertising whathaveyou on Battersea Park Road, funnily enough right next to the Dog's Home and there was a pic of Ditto in the buff on there that made me yak into my bike helmet everytime I saw it. Fortunately, it has been replaced with that quite superb M&S advert with the best pair of t1ts that I have seen since the last Cabinet meeting.

 

[Biped]

She's HOT!

 

[crabnomore]

We've all had worse, when the beer goggles are on. Or is that just me ??

 

[Biped]

I'd like that whapper sweating all over me as she fcuks me dry - oh yeah!

 

[B_AND_T]

That is wrong on so many levels. And I don't mean the levels of her gut.

 

[Biped]

That is wrong on so many levels. And I don't mean the levels of her gut.

Go on, admit it, you're a hermer aren't you?

How in hell can you not get a boner on thinking about this minx dripping sweat on your neck as she does the jiggy on your face - with that look on her dial.

That's deffo her cum face.

I think I've just spaffed . . . . . . . . . .

. . . . . . . . . Yep, new underwear please Jeeves.

Just as an afterthought - I thought I'd check her voice out, and I'm listening to 'Heavy Cross' by her on Spotify - she's actually pretty good, singing-wise. All I need now is for me to be rolling around on the mat with her while she makes them noises and my world will be complete.

Edited to add: Having just seen the video footage of this girl on stage - she's pretty damned good. Cap doffed to a proper performer, who I'd happily sh@g.

 

[Markintime]

You're a sick, sick man Biped!