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#2
I despair at these so called studies, some of us are genetically vunerable to certain things, my Mam's side of the family have all popped their cloggs from stroke. I would hazard a guess I'll meet my end face down in a bowl if Rice Krisppies as my Aunt did! Regardless of how many cups of coffee or bunk ups I won't be having, I'll just get on with enjoying the time I have left!

Oh this is the Naffi , tits wank and bumholes!
 
#3
Well I can do without coffee, the other two might be a bit harder to give up though...


And 3.6% due to straining to defacate? Make sure you keep on top of your fibre intake people, or it could be fatal.
Who makes this shit up?
 
K

Kirkz

Guest
#5
I hope I die drowning in coffee, while some dirty scutter is fucking me (I would say senseless or stupid but that's already happened) rigid!!!
All got to croak it some time, and I can't imagine a better way to go!
Fuck twat bollocks cunt shite :)
 

Legs

ADC
Book Reviewer
#8
Percentage of bursts due to:

Coffee 10.6%
Vigorous exercise 7.9%
Nose blowing 5.4%
Sex 4.3%
Straining to defecate 3.6%
Drinking cola 3.5%
Being startled 2.7%
Being angry 1.3%

So the average user of this site is 35% likely to have a stroke...


Do you all have a will?
 
#10
Percentage of bursts due to:
Coffee 10.6%
Vigorous exercise 7.9%
Nose blowing 5.4%
Sex 4.3%
Straining to defecate 3.6%
Drinking cola 3.5%
Being startled 2.7%
Being angry 1.3%
I'm trying to think of a situation where you'd get the cumulative effect and get it in the 39+% increase.

Drinking coffee and coke, scat sex, blowing nose and startled at contents and then being angry at what she did when I wiped it on her
 
#18
Percentage of bursts due to:

Coffee 10.6%
Vigorous exercise 7.9%
Nose blowing 5.4%
Sex 4.3%
Straining to defecate 3.6%
Drinking cola 3.5%
Being startled 2.7%
Being angry 1.3%
Those numbers just don't add up. I do all the others while having sex*, yet it only totals 4.3%?

*From what I can remember.
 

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