Worth a sniff

ugly

LE
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#1
Worth a stab
My local weather bint. I know fcuk all about the weather, who cares! Well worthy of kicking in the back doors. She has appeared nude but I cant find any pictures!
 
#4
Personally I find here reports annoying, though you could see her nips this morning.
 

ugly

LE
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#5
Private_Pike said:
You get the same news as me :lol: :lol:
Is that what it's called I thought it was the 1855 perve session!
Now I'm working in Royston Vasey the window lickers in the Derby studio dont cut the mustard or even munch the rug!
 
#6
An interesting quote from the story:


"In my defence I can only say that the Queen Mum came to visit the Red Arrows RAF base where I was living ......So I whipped in behind her, picked it up and had a quick go at her behind. It wasn't until assembly the next day that I realised the whole shenanigans had been filmed!"

What DOES she mean?
 

ugly

LE
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#7
Oh to have been the queen mum! She was on inside out in the pink and crinklies but not enough for my liking so I went back to ARRSE
 
#8
Article said:
I spent most of my childhood in the wonderful but often bizarre Saudi Arabia, living with scorpions, camels ...
looks a bit like a camel too... :lol:
 

ugly

LE
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#12
No but the wife called me in as she was nude on inside out but you didnt get a close up enough perv! So back to the PC ansd arrse
 

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