Worst UK Towns and Cities

#2
Without even looking at that link, I'd nominate Hartlepool. Anybody been there? It's like a re run of Mobey Dick. Lots of thick, dodgy looking hairy matelot types........and that's just the women & kids.
 
#4
Newry, NI, 50,000 people traped such a tragady alive
 
#5
Oi!
My family come from Ayr! Well, actually it's Ayrshire. Irvine and Kilmarnock, but close enough to take offence! :)
Mind you, I'm only about 1/4 Scot, so best not make myself into a Piccadilly Highlander, hey?
I'd nominate Swindon! I can't believe it's not there! Has anyone ever visited the place? Answer is probably yes. Has anyone ever visited Swindon twice? Didn't think so.
 
#6
Sodding Chippery or is that Chipping Sodbury. Daft name. Deserves all it gets.
 
#7
All of the Isle of Man (apart from TT week). 10,000 alcoholics all clinging to a rock. Now if ever there were a bunch of six fingered gits.......
 
#8
Bradford, that festering sore on the armpit of humanity. Grim, dismal, depressing, horrid sink-hole for the scum of the world, (and probably other worlds as well). A city that looks at disease-ridden third world slums and hopes that, with huge amounts of EU funding, it may one day almost be on a par with them.
Even the rats have got ricketts, and dream of a quick death at the hands of vivisectionists.
The Horror, the Horror!
 
#9
Stockport, cos it's nite life is boring and dominated by hoards of 15 year olds high on alco-pops and maryjane.

Second Bradford. What a slum.

Third has to be East Kilbride. LORDY !
 
#11
Anywhere down south.

The kind of place that breeds the sort of contemptable people that put lemonade in beer.
 
#12
Also Berwick-on-Tweed

A town that should be ashamed to be Northern.

After asking the barman where it was best to go for a good night, he replied "1 hour north to Edinburgh, or 1 hour south to Newcastle".

No sh*t, what a dump
 
#13
ANDOVER, in Hampshire..........Typical Army town..........you cant go out for a quiet pint without having to defend yourself, your wife or your kids against pissed up squaddies.
 
#14
Why has nobody nominated Grantham, which must be one of the most wretched holes on the planet, let alone the country. Also in Lincolnshire Sleaford, probably one of the most inbred places ever (visit the chippie by the Church and see what I mean) and Caythorpe, not a town as such but still a sh1thole.
 

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#15
The Humber is the a r s e h o l e of Europe, and Hull is somewhere up it.
 
#16
Yep, I'd agree with Andover. Used to live there, and foolishly agreed to go out with a few friends. The pubs are shocking, and the only club left (as the other one was burnt) is a place where the soldiers accidently pick up underage girls, who get in because they flutter their eyelids at the useless bouncers!
 
#17
Bladensburg said:
Why has nobody nominated Grantham, which must be one of the most wretched holes on the planet, let alone the country. Also in Lincolnshire Sleaford, probably one of the most inbred places ever (visit the chippie by the Church and see what I mean) and Caythorpe, not a town as such but still a sh1thole.
Grantham what an absolute puddle of piss that place is.
 
#18
Southampton;- If the world was going to have an enema, that's where they'd stick the tube.
Pissed-up teenagers that come out of the undergrowth and ambush passing cars. This actually happened to the High Sheriff of Southampton
as he and his wife were travelling in the Mayor's official car.
Plug the little ba$tard$ into the mains, switch on, stand clear!
:twisted:
 
#19
Fleetwood. A once proud fishing town now inhabited with smackheads who cannot get off the Fylde penninsular. People don't move to Fleetwood, it's where they go when they can't go anywhere else. The smell of decaying fish when you enter the town is overwhelming and is there to prepare you for the sheer number of zombie like junkies shivering their way through the streets trying to beg money for their next fix.
 
#20
Delabole, Cornwall. Nobody stops there, everyone just drives through on their way to somewhere else, a bit like Belgium. Famous for slate the place is made of slate and is therefore grey. It is on a hill with a micro-climate which guarantees that if the sun is shining all over Cornwall it will still be raining in Delabole.
 

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