Worst thing youve said or done to a burd

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  1. I was stuck watching the usual crap on BFBS (they really should do porn) when Nip/Tuck came on. Not being familiar with this US contribution I was sceptical about it's soap opera style credentials. But with the other channels offering the usual crap I carried on.

    Then all of a sudden, in the midst of all the dodgy soft-focussed chick wannabe porn, this bloke, who I assume was one of the nipper/tuckers, told the burd he would only shag her with a bag over her head. She only fcking did it!!!! Fantastic.

    So what's the worst thing you've said to a burd/made a burd do?
  2. Worst thing ever said to a Bird?

    "I DO"
  3. I'm just a complete bastard.
  4. i've let a cheeky guff go when a bird has been giving me head

    i've called a bird's mum's name out in mid shag and the sister
  5. bollox................................................. too late :x :x :x :x
  6. Have you put on weight?
  7. I reply to "Does my arse look big?"

  8. not said by me but by a mates 4 year old son -

    mother - do these leggings make me look fat :?: :?: :?: :?:

    son - no its your fat bum & big legs that make you look fat.

    tried my best not to BUT could not stifle it :clap: :lol: :clap: :lol::clap: :lol::clap: :lol:
  9. You know that is so typical isn't it? They ask you if such and such looks OK so you carefully say 'no'. Then you get it in the ear. Next time you say 'yes' and for some reason you still get it in the ear.
  10. I know. My wife keeps telling me to stop lying, to tell the truth etc. Seems she never wants the truth when it comes to her but if I lie she tells me I'm lying to save the very argument we end up having anyway!!
  11. StabandSwat, have you been seeing my wife per chance? :wink:
  12. Not me Guv'nor............
  13. Shame. A wife is for life not just for Christmas. I wish someone would have told me.
  14. Same here. Same here. (sighs a long and hard sigh)
  15. Worst thing I've said to a burd?

    Of course I love you.....

    With hindsight, I wish I'd told the girl to get the fcuk out of my life before she ruined it........

    Fcuking welsh girls...Snakes with t1ts!