Worst song ever....?

Music rather than books and films but this seemed a good place for this:


The Beatles' 'Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da' from the White Album has been voted the worst song EVER! I'm not a fan but it isn't even the worst Beatles song! It tops an online poll above horrors like Gazza's 'Fog on the Tyne' and 'Diamond Lights' by Hoddle and Waddle.... go figure.

Any nominations? There are some classics in the BBC comments including Russ Abbott's 'What an Atmosphere' and 'Seven Tears' by the Goombay Dance Band. Ouch.
Ah, a subject close to my heart :oops:

How about the William Shatner versions of "Lucy in The Sky With Diamonds" or "Mr Tambourine Man"?

Or a couple of festive nominations - "Give Us a Kiss For Christmas" (Pinky and Perky) and "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" (Elmo and Patsy) - so bad it's godd :D
Cliff Richards fcuking Millenium song, or whatever it was....Ugh!!

Mind you, Kevin "Bloody" Wilsons "Santa Clause you Cnut" is quite amusing but unlikely to appear on top of the Pops
can anybody put their hand on their heart and say that they are looking forward to hearing the first rendering of slade this, or indeed, any other year? GRRRH!
God Bless Stock/Aitken/Waterman

'I'd Rather Jack (Than Fleetwood Mac)' by the Reynolds Girls

or the modern update 'Ooh, Stick You' by Daphne and Celeste.

Walked into a Bootneck NAAFI, dropped a fiver into the jukie, walked out....... :lol:
ANYTHING by Robson and Jerome.

Fake soldiers, fake singers. Ruins my appetite.
BAND AID DO THEY KNOW ITS XMAS-the first time .Not this masturbatory revision 20 years later to feed new egos.The original funded the Ethiopian war effort for many years and Saint BoB knew it.It bought food for Haile Mariam Mengistus army and paid for weapons to oppress the Eriteans.
Yellow Polka Dot Bikini

Give me that mallet and I would go over and give Timmy a good hammering for releasing that.
Two candidates:

'Laughing Gnome', David Bowie. Even Bowie thinks so.

'Me Against The Music', Britney Spears, excruciating.
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