Worst Song Ever

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  1. beer_shit

    beer_shit Swinger

  2. PrinceAlbert

    PrinceAlbert Guest

    I think you should seriously consider leaving ARRSE to the adults..........
     
  3. Pfft-neither are nowhere close: worst song ever was a track from 'Frank Ifield sings The Sex Pistols' - 'I remember you, you cunt'.
     
  4. beer_shit

    beer_shit Swinger

    'Cherry Bum' as an adjective only works for you in one sense, doesn't it?
     
  5. beer_shit

    beer_shit Swinger

    So terrible it's genius. And the best thing is they weren't being ironic; they really thought they were playing great music. And all because of a palmist and a tyranical father:

    YouTube - The Shaggs "My Pal Foot Foot"
     
  6. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Sock puppet.
     
  7. AutAgereAutMort

    AutAgereAutMort Swinger

    She's 13 mate :/
     
  8. clever_user_name

    clever_user_name Old-Salt

  9. beer_shit

    beer_shit Swinger

    It's alright, I don't mind them a bit mature.
     
  10. llech

    llech LE

    AND? .....................................
     
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  12. The worst song performance ever released has to be "Lucy in the sky with diamonds" as performed by that fat bloke off star trek, the one who used to be Captain James Tiberias Kirk before the klingons made him eat ten rancid space-whales.

    William Shatner is the guilty man. Now tube into that and prepare to be amazed.
     
  13. That Barbie Girl song and anything by the Vengaboys, as if schooldiscos in the late 90s weren't shit enough.
     
  14. llech

    llech LE