The title is stolen from another website. Here is my contibution: I Have a tale for you An American friend of mine, on exchange in the UK, decided to join the âJaffa gangâ and go for the snip. He is married to a Korean girl. After some discussion they decided that they (read he) would go for some East Asian, holistic, traditional method of having the snip. Apparently it involved some wizen old Chinaman massaging one of his balls and then giving it a good hard tug (to snap the tube). Totally unreversible as the tubes are torn not tied. My mate said the pain was so bad he threw up on the spot. The clincher was that he had to stand there and let the guy go to town on his other nad knowing full well what was coming!!!! I think I will be going to the NHS for a full anaesthetic when I get the snip. Moral of the story, STEER CLEAR OF SMALL CHINAMEN OFFERING TO MASSAGE YOUR BALLS, and if you are going to marry an oriental girl, make sure that you leave her in not doubt that you have the casting vote on any medical procedures on your body "down stairs". Any other offers from the assembled masses?