I got a Bible?????? W.T.F. was my Nan thinking?
Wife still sulking, as I wrapped a brick up and placed it inside 7 boxes and wrapped each one individually( used 12 rolls of sellotape), when she finally got it out to find a painted brick with "Your presents behind the sofa" written on it. Proper strop till i threatened to take the fecking thing back to the jewellers.
None this year, thank God. But a few years ago my mum bought me some cufflinks. Not that bad except I was on duty up Troodos in Cyprus, plus I didn't own a double cuff shirt. Thanks mum, you sure know how to brighten up Christmas on duty.