worst military sayings

#1
this might have been done before, i checked the last 10 pages and saw nothing. anyway, in your opinion what is the worst military sayings you've come across?

my personal worst is "grab, it's your stag mate!"
 
#4
"roger that"..when someone is just talking to you in the pub ???

"pays to be a winner" Deerrrr ..really...never have guessed

"just got me-self a bit of top left"...when someone has made a bit of cash
 
#5
"You're in your own time now"

And the most clichéd of all bog wall scrawlings

"Don't buy a video, don't buy a car, save all your money and PVR"
 
#7
I'm sure I've seen this topic before.

You're in your own time now.
 
#9
The one that always confused me..... "Smart as a carrot!" I mean, how smart is a carrot? Not really clean, not really orange, not really pointy and not really straight. What's it all about?
 
#10
My all time worst is

“I did not join as a Bombardier”

No fecking shit you didn’t know one dose and the fact that you were once a lowly tom does not excuse the fact that your now a cu*t
 
#11
There are only three kinds of turd .. mustard .. custard .. and you.. you little shit now GET AWAY !!!!!!!
 
#18
The worst saying ever is "The Mess bar is now closed"
 
#20
“SARGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The only types of Sarge are Sausage, massage and back passage”
 

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