Am applying for the army, but its takin fackin ages and im unemployed and am leeching off the old dear who has money problems enough without me so ive been forced to look for a job. One of the reasons i decided to join the british army was because i wanted a proud job, because i wanted to be one of the worlds best soldiers, for something above average and so that i wouldnt need some sh!tty common job. And now because it takes so long to get in (Not as simple as signing the dotted line anymore) im having to don shirt and tie, to write up a new CV, to shave, do my hair and go into Mc-fcking-donalds tomorrow for an interview and show them how enthusiastic i am about flipping burgers and bieng part of the grease-team. Needless to say im feeling a little bitter, after a year of training to get my fitness up, after passing my selection, all 3 interviews, medical, physical, barb test, ETC ETC im STILL bieng forced to flip bloody quarter pounders in mcdonalds. SO i was hoping some of you could put down a few of your own worst jobs, therefore making me feel better about my soon-to-be humiliating job. Could be a laugh aswell, was definately a laugh hearing about moody's professional rimming job.