Worst Ever Cracker Joke

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by pongo6863, Dec 19, 2012.

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  1. What's the worst cracker joke you've ever seen?

    My contribution:

    Q: What Christmas carol do they sing in German lunatic asylums?

    A: God rest ye Jerry mental-men!
     
  2. Two snowmen standing in a field. One says to the other "Can you smell carrots?"
     
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  3. Fuck off..............there is another week to go
     
  4. That,s a cracker.
     
  5. Guns

    Guns LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. The Royal Navy

    Why was 6 frightened of 7

    Because 7 8 9
     
  6. TheresaMay

    TheresaMay LE Moderator DirtyBAT

    I made the mistake of getting Asda smart price crackers one year. All twelve of them had the same 'joke' in them ffs.

    Where does a dressmaker build their house? On the outskirts (boom tish)
     
  7. Never buy under pants from Russia
    cos Chernobyl fall out........
     
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  8. You had a cock in you're ARRSE crack?
     
  9. TheresaMay

    TheresaMay LE Moderator DirtyBAT

    Although it has given me an idea when I leave the mob, I wouldn't mind getting a temporary job in one of the factories that produce crackers, and spend my time replacing all the shit jokes with ones like "fact: 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape" and "Did you know that if you need to urinate in public a policeman has to offer you his helmet by law?"

    And see how long it would take them to find me and hang me out to dry :)
     
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  10. How do you make a venetian blind, Poke his eyes out.
     
  11. What do you call a gay dinosaur, A mega saw arse.
     
  12. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    what do you call a lesbian dinosaur ?

    A lickalottapuss.
     
  13. What do you call a blind dinosaur ?

    Doyouthinkhesawus
     
  14. How do lesbian architects design houses?

    No studs - only tongue 'n groove ...
     
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