Tonight I was having some drinks with the parents and friends of a old work colleague that were visiting. It was a good wonderful time just trading stories until they brought up why I was still single? Was it the constant traveling? Was it because I work too much? Well actually it's because all the men that I've been with are complete fucking losers of the highest order and need to be thrown back into the cesspool that they somehow slinked out of! The litany of being dumped: 1. "I'm in love with Nathan!" Yep turned gay on me! 2. "Oh I'm dating another girl and didn't want to hurt your feeling! Forgot to tell you about it for the past three months!" 3. "You save my life and I will love you forever but 4. Finally to the latest one, "Yes, I got married to another woman and I know that I lied to you about all that but I was falling in love with you and didn't want to hurt your feeling!" Who can beat any of those?