Worst drinks ever

#1
Now, after experiencing some of the worst concoctions that I would have ever imagined possible, I was today forced to resort to drinking Gin after all of the Stella and GF had run out.

This experience reminded me of some of the concoctions that were on the market in BFG and NI in the 80's and 90's. I'll start it here.

1. Top Shelf - 1 shot per number along the top shelf matching your regimental number. Zero's counted as 10. I have 1 zero, two 8's and 5 other high numbers in my regy No, I rarely survived this.

2. Eyeball - Double scotch, double Vodka, Double Gin, mixed Baileys, Advocat and Crème de Menthe (from another glass) dropped into it. The end result looked like an eyeball staring at you from the glass.

3. Tizer - Double vodka, Double Bacardi, Double blackcurrant cordial in a tall glass topped up with lemonade. Could taste no alcohol in it at all, feed it to bogside women at the BK NAAFFI bop, guaranteed shag :D

Feel free to add.

Edited to add _ GlueWein, WTF is that all about? Sorry, but hot mediocre level alcohol wine that’s on fire has got to be the singularly gayest German invention ever. Now, coming from a race that gave us Lederhosen, that’s pretty fcuking gay.
 
#2
Herold of Free Enterprise, an equal mix of Baileys and Tequila.

After a few, your bow doors open and you sink to the floor :wink:

Daz
 
#4
A.S. Your "eyeball" has a naval name of Gorilla Snot! Still as bad though!
My vote is a top shelf followed by a pint of pissy cider to induce "voiding" so you can start off again!
 
#8
Aunty Stella said:
3. Tizer - Double vodka, Double Bacardi, Double blackcurrant cordial in a tall glass topped up with lemonade. Could taste no alcohol in it at all, feed it to bogside women at the BK NAAFFI bop, guaranteed shag :D
In Herford in the early to mid 80s this was known as a 'Cream Soda' and the drink of choice to by the young but legal (just) ladies that were invited to the 'Pigs Bar'. Oh happy days :wink:
 
#9
"HOOBIE”from the Deutsch “Hübschrauber”-Helicopter. Nuclear Red Chilies dissolved in Vodka/Avgas and left to mature for months.Used in brutal initiation rites,wind ups,poisonings.Would cause a cast-iron elephant to Grand Slam.Its invention is the subject of squaddie myth everyone knows it was "Spanners M*****y", T****** S**** ,R***** F******* in Detmold/Stanley/Medicine Hat/Kirkcudbright or Crossmaglen and they were there when so and so puked/shat himself/burst into green flame/all of the aforementioned at once

a truly evil concoction :twisted:
 
#12
Pint of Crazy K, take sip, drop shot-glass of Apfelkorn in. By the wonders of physics shot glass does slow rotation and lands upside down on base of pint. Each mouthful of beer then gets a trickle of korn in it, with final moutful pure evil..repeat as indicated by social occasion e.g. on rugby tour, until you fall down, tea with Queen Mother, until she does...

Sambuca, cider, Pernod, Baileys, tomato juice and Fernet Branca - why? Because we were half way through the dullest Sunday in Edinburgh's history and needed to accelerate the process of oblivion...It wouldn't actually light interestingly enough..

Red beer - tomato juice and Guiness...after two or three though this becomes best drink ever! I wonder how it would taste with V8..hmmm

Kriek - cherry beer, no wonder the Belgians are the best surrender monkeys in Europe. If you woke up after a night on that stuff to find Germans stamping around in their jack-boots making explosions, you would surrender toute de suite matey...

"Genuine Queen Victoria Black Dragon Scotch Whisk(e)y (sic)" - experienced in Taiwan, never forgotten...
 
#16
Had a few weird requests when working as a bar wench...
1 Hooligans soup?.- Half cider half Guiness or any other heavy ale.
2 Power shandy- Half lager topped up with bottle of Smirnoff ice, other variants of this recipe included blue WKD amongst others.


Foul! 8O
 
#18
1 pint glass + 1blue wkd + 1/2 pint of regimental port = cheeky vimto

very tasty, as it looks and tastes exactly like vimto, but somehow the mix gets you blasted straight away. almost killed my bsm with one of them.
Recommended drink of the week.
 
#19
snorting angostura bitters off a hot tea spoon, tears will run down your cheeks and skiffing will be but a minor irritation

or a brain damage
gently lower a spoon of baileys into a glass of peach schnaps then when it clots drizzle with grenadine
 
#20
BigJobs said:
1 pint glass + 1blue wkd + 1/2 pint of regimental port = cheeky vimto

very tasty, as it looks and tastes exactly like vimto, but somehow the mix gets you blasted straight away. almost killed my bsm with one of them.
Recommended drink of the week.
Luverly stuff!!
 

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