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#1
What user, with their stupid forced faux-personailty traits boils your pish?

Stand up Dashing Chap.

I won't go on at length about your crapness, just call you a cunt.
 
#2
tired_chimp said:
What user, with their stupid forced faux-personailty traits boils your pish?

Stand up Dashing Chap.

I won't go on at length about your crapness, just call you a cunt.
As much as I think you're a turd, I agree with you on that one.
 
#3
The_Snail said:
tired_chimp said:
What user, with their stupid forced faux-personailty traits boils your pish?

Stand up Dashing Chap.

I won't go on at length about your crapness, just call you a cunt.
As much as I think you're a turd, I agree with you on that one.
Thanks. I was going to say you, but trannies need love too.
 
#4
tired_chimp said:
The_Snail said:
tired_chimp said:
What user, with their stupid forced faux-personailty traits boils your pish?

Stand up Dashing Chap.

I won't go on at length about your crapness, just call you a cunt.
As much as I think you're a turd, I agree with you on that one.
Thanks. I was going to say you, but trannies need love too.
Get fucked. Do you want a banana?
 
#5
The_Snail said:
tired_chimp said:
The_Snail said:
tired_chimp said:
What user, with their stupid forced faux-personailty traits boils your pish?

Stand up Dashing Chap.

I won't go on at length about your crapness, just call you a cunt.
As much as I think you're a turd, I agree with you on that one.
Thanks. I was going to say you, but trannies need love too.
Get fucked. Do you want a banana?
No.
 
#7
Another vote for Dashing Chap.

Comes across all "What what chaps, spiffing good yarn" etc.

In reality he's a 5 foot, balding, overweight serial masturbator from North Shields, with hairy palms, halitosis and other poor personal hygeine, who sits bashing his shrivelled little helmster while wearing his mothers musky undercrackers over his face like some kind of creepy ski mask.
There's nothing wrong with that of course. It's just wrong to pretend you're something you're not.
 
#8
Mugatu2 said:
Another vote for Dashing Chap.

Comes across all "What what chaps, spiffing good yarn" etc.

In reality he's a 5 foot, balding, overweight serial masturbator from North Shields, with hairy palms, halitosis and other poor personal hygeine, who sits bashing his shrivelled little helmster while wearing his mothers musky undercrackers over his face like some kind of creepy ski mask.
There's nothing wrong with that of course. It's just wrong to pretend you're something you're not.
5 foot? North Shields?

I might claim to be a fireman sometimes, but in reality I am a tall blonde leggy skinny thing.

Tell us more!!!
 

Command_doh

LE
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#9
Dashing chap would have to be an obese 58 year old Pedo Unit (ACF) adult instructor, nursing a chronic inferiority complex in order to go to such great lengths in affecting his fake personality. I wonder, does he sit naked at his computer, fapping away like a madman at his 'witty and clever' posts?
 
#14
verticalgyro said:
Command_doh said:
I wonder, does he sit naked at his computer, fapping away like a madman at his 'witty and clever' posts?
Does the thought of this make you blood up?

I have to agree, Dashing_Chap was remotely amusing when he first started, but now it is just tedious. His latest crap in the Whisky thread is simply terrible.
Darling, I refuse to look at it, it's just atrocious.
 
#16
Dashing Flap is a boring tedious cnut of the highest order and deserves an O2 tag asap.

The twot has never served but insists on using "I remain your obedient..... blah, blah, blah" - it drives me up the wall.


p.s I'm actually waiting for MDN to step out and claim DC as one of his finest WAH'S - remember I called it 1st.
 

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