Whilst driving through the patch this morning I saw an ASPIRE van parked up at the side of the road with the slogan "Making Soldiers Lives Better!" written on the side of it! Is this the worst line in advertising history ever or can anyone top that? Unless being fecking useless at their "skills" and being totaly incapable of turning up at a prescribed time somehow makes my life better! NB The Welsh tourist board are banned from interjecting!