worst actor, comedian or presenter EVER

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  1. post em here lads.

    i say bruce forsyth, absolute cnut
     
  2. Richard and Judy..........pair of cnuts......
     
  3. chrisg46

    chrisg46 LE Book Reviewer

    Cant remember worst actors, but i can remember el dorado...
     
  4. sarah cox
     
  5. Jimmy Carr...about as funny as stabbing yourself...in the eye...with a spoon.

    Joe pasquali...Hes got more one liners than James bond, none of them are funny, there is no women, and no aston martins.
     
  6. Ant and Dec, another pair of cnuts.
     
  7. sarah cox
     
  8. Jools Holland, defo a closet peado..
     
  9. Sam Fox. Undeniably splendid orbs, but a brain the size of a walnut. Her talents never really extended to presentational skills, but she tried, unfortunately. Should have stuck to jiggling her t*ts. She was good at that.
     
  10. that prick that does all that 'big brother' rubbish and russel brand is about as amusing as being buggered by Freddy Krugar's fist.
     
  11. Harry Hill...that **** fecks me off!
     
  12. Actor: Any F***er on Hollyoaks.

    "Comedian": Harry Hill

    Presenter: Ferne Cotton

    :frustrated: :threaten: :crash: :x

    Edited wrong Ferne.
     
  13. Anyone who does a daytime chat show to find out whether some chav is shagging his mates deaf dogs girlfriend and whether its his kid or whatever
    Jeremy Kyle etc
     
  14. Seconded, didnt think of that! Trisha et al. At least Ferne Cotton's do-able.
     
  15. Comedian: Peter Kay, (slightly worse than Jim Davidson) - They are both about as funny as a car accident

    Presenter: Anybody who does T4