Worried about the wedding....

#1
I have to work on Friday.
I'm seriously worried that the Muslims Against Crusades or the anarchists will kick off in a big way.


I'll be seriously upset if I miss the 1st ever live televised cavalary charge on British soil :|
 
#5
Right, here's the plan: call me when it happens. My phone is on 24/7 (except when I am fucking) (which is as often as I can manage it) The code word is Ouroborus. I will offer counselling and kind words. Confusion to the FFrenche!
 
#7
Yeh but it just wouldn't be the same watching it later!
Aye but think of the fun you can have rewinding/repeating the first sight of shiny iron-shod hoof impacting the fizzog of one of the great unwashed/terry/bogtrotter (depending who kicks off) over and over! It'll be like one of the hypnotic tit based sig blocks scattered around the site but with blood and teeth flying everywhere....TOP!!!
 
#8
Thank fuck I have just met a real peach of a girl....
 
#9
I have to work on Friday.
I'm seriously worried that the Muslims Against Crusades or the anarchists will kick off in a big way.


I'll be seriously upset if I miss the 1st ever live televised cavalary charge on British soil :|
You never know "Peter Dow" may turn up in all his warped Jockinese finery, start his usual nonsensical anti monarchy ranting & get lynched by the rightly irate crowd, we can only wish :)
 
#13
Aye but think of the fun you can have rewinding/repeating the first sight of shiny iron-shod hoof impacting the fizzog of one of the great unwashed/terry/bogtrotter (depending who kicks off) over and over! It'll be like one of the hypnotic tit based sig blocks scattered around the site but with blood and teeth flying everywhere....TOP!!!
Mmmmh, better than nothing I suppose, perhaps I should plot my route on Friday to make sure I'm always near a Curry's shop window so I can keep an eye on the footage?
 
#14
I have to work on Friday.
I'm seriously worried that the Muslims Against Crusades or the anarchists will kick off in a big way.


I'll be seriously upset if I miss the 1st ever live televised cavalary charge on British soil :|
I will bet there is Youtube footage of the Poll Tax riots knocking about to get your British soil cavalry charge fix. I remember watching the news at the time as a kid and a mounted Policeman floored and whacked a Lefty soapdodger right on the head with a long peice of wood, seen the footage loads since and it always makes me chuckle!
 
#15
Link! Link!

We need an ARRSE instant SMS alert - to inform us if there is anything worth watching.
 
#16
I will bet there is Youtube footage of the Poll Tax riots knocking about to get your British soil cavalry charge fix. I remember watching the news at the time as a kid and a mounted Policeman floored and whacked a Lefty soapdodger right on the head with a long peice of wood, seen the footage loads since and it always makes me chuckle!
Yeh but replace that image with one of a hundred Household Cavalry Troopers, breast plates glinting in the sunshine, helmet plumes all a flutter at full gallop on The Mall skewering sweaty students and bearded muslim fanatics......
 
#17
You never know "Peter Dow" may turn up in all his warped Jockinese finery, start his usual nonsensical anti monarchy ranting & get lynched by the rightly irate crowd, we can only wish :)
Cor and the posibility of a cavarly charge followed by the guards going in with their bayonets? ohh sir you do tease us.

My mind will think I'm having a wank if I hear the words fix bayonets.

Also my mum the royalist bogtrotter has been shouting abuse at the IRA every time they have appeared on the TV, Leading me to believe she will quite happily ( and is quite crazy enough) to shoe her own. If someone trys to disrupt the Royal wedding even as minorly as Peter Dow(ns) then they should expect to be rammed full pelt by the Volkspanzerkampfwagen Golf complete with psychopathical Irish driver and Union flags ( 1.99 at Homebase apparently).
 
#18
I will bet there is Youtube footage of the Poll Tax riots knocking about to get your British soil cavalry charge fix. I remember watching the news at the time as a kid and a mounted Policeman floored and whacked a Lefty soapdodger right on the head with a long peice of wood, seen the footage loads since and it always makes me chuckle!
Plod doesn't count. It has to be with lances and sabres, not long sticks.
 
#19
Its ok the English Defence League are throwing a ring of steel around London to prevent the Muslims turning up... oww wait what if they already live in London...

Plan B lads.....
 
#20
If Scotland Yard/MI5 knew what was good for them they'd have applied to the Yanks to second "Gecko 45" and his unit to our security boys for the purpose of Wedding Security. The guy is awesome.

For those of you who didn't see/don't recall the somewhat ancient thread here is a link: http://www.arrse.co.uk/intelligence-cell/24526-mall-security-tradecraft.html

It makes good reading. I wish we had a few more like him working in our security forces (or even in our shopping centres!)
 
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