Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by scalieback, Nov 20, 2004.
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An excellent innings. RIP mate
There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory, the other two I forget....
RIP, Can't make many like that guy, I'd love to live as long as that guy in such good health if for no other reason than to p!ss off the goverment that i'm claiming a pension and nearly got my money back. In fact the way the goverments going at 113 we'll still be to young to claim the way there going.
I would have loved to have given his colostomy bag a squeeze.
Is that what its called these days
I was going to say that i would have loved to have bent him over his zimmer frame, sucked his incontinence pad through his Farrahs before abusing his hoop with a steradent tube...
.....but I thought that might have been a little distasteful.
You'd have only got all the SNCOs excited beyond belief! They'd be trying to get out of the Mess to queue at your door!
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