Worlds fattest man.......

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  1. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    OMG [​IMG]


    how do you find ... any important thing amidst all those skin folds ...
     
  2. He’s not half as big as DozyBint et al…
     
  3. Look at the pic of him sat up! That's surreal.
     
  4. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)


    yeah skin folds doesn't actually fit ... but i can't think of any word that does
     
  5. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Pah! Anorexic fool.
     
  6. "It's a dream shared by his new girlfriend, Claudia, who has helped to wash, feed and encourage him through this last year or so of dramatic weight loss."

    He's managed to pull?! :omg:
     
  7. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Only because he is so sleek and toned. If I could get down to his weight, I probably could.
     
  8. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    That reminds me, better phone the wife.
     
  9. I'll bet she doesn't dare lay back on the bed and say "Eat me".
     
  10. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    If the line is engaged, she is talking to me. She does a really good sex chat line, you must be proud.
     
  11. See, even he can get a girlfriend. So whats Easesprings excuse?
     
  12. The fat oxygen thief!
    Do like his Porn star pose in the first photo, obviously the one that got him his fat loving freak of a girlfriend......... wish i could pull. =|
     
  13. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    But that's all she does, just talk about it.
     
  14. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)


    sure not - that would rather be 'steamroll me' then :rofl: