Worlds fattest man plans to sue the NHS!!

Auld-Yin

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#2
So it would seem that after the TV show the other night, the 'ambulance chasing' bastards who call themselves lawyers have probably got to him and told him that they could get money from the NHS.

The saddest part is they probably will. If a payment is given by the NHS, I hope they deduct the treatment has has received!!
 
#3
I've just posted this elsewhere (crap kids names 2011) but it applies to this thread too:
You know the school for Mutants in the film X Men. Do you reckon they had a wing/dorm for crap mutants that no one saw?
I mean in the film, it's only about mutants with cool powers.
What about all the mutants with wank powers that are just an embarrassment to the rest of the mutants and Dr Xavier?
Like;
Shits his own bodyweight when someone talks to him.
Psychic on a thursday night for 10 minutes
Can only talk backwards
Stinks of fish when nervous

Maybe the fat bloke from the telly the other night is a shit X Men Mutant!
 

jim24

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#4
That useless fat piece of scrounging shite makes me really want to go postal, FFS what a waste of everything, they should dump the cnut in an island to fend for himself
 
#5
I've just posted this elsewhere (crap kids names 2011) but it applies to this thread too:
You know the school for Mutants in the film X Men. Do you reckon they had a wing/dorm for crap mutants that no one saw?
I mean in the film, it's only about mutants with cool powers.
What about all the mutants with wank powers that are just an embarrassment to the rest of the mutants and Dr Xavier?
Like;
Shits his own bodyweight when someone talks to him.
Psychic on a thursday night for 10 minutes
Can only talk backwards
Stinks of fish when nervous
....has the ability to remain invisible from fellow internet users despite strenuous efforts to be identified.
 
#7
He was a total bellend on the documentary...it's up on 4od for anyone wishing to see it. He just moaned that everyone calls him fat, that the NHS should give him the surgery of £20,000 and stop wasting his health costs and when they cut his costs he actually smashed his hospital room up and cried.
 
#10
#11
They should just let the waste of space die.
Price's Candles should put in a bid in for his carcass. There's a lot of tallow to be had there.
 
#12
In X men 3 the crap mutants had the option of being turned back to normal humans, thats what Rouge did so she could do her boyfriend without killing him.

This guy is a disgrace, no one made him stuff his disgusting fat face and if he does get a payout its less resources for those who truly deserve it like those having to come from Helmand to spend time at QE hospital in Birmingham for life saving treatment and rehabilitation.
 
#13
....has the ability to remain invisible from fellow internet users despite strenuous efforts to be identified.
I know. Three times I've used that gag. THREE....
AND I only had one PM from the "how do you not break opsec thread". I didnt know him either!
I might just bore off back to Facebook....
 
#14
I know. Three times I've used that gag. THREE....
AND I only had one PM from the "how do you not break opsec thread". I didnt know him either!
I might just bore off back to Facebook....
I thought you managed to elicit some recognition as it happens, albeit unwelcome. I got 'outed' the other day and frankly I'd rather remain hidden.
 
#15
I thought you managed to elicit some recognition as it happens, albeit unwelcome. I got 'outed' the other day and frankly I'd rather remain hidden.
Yeah. It was probably a bad,Stella induced, idea. Nowts happened since though. I'm being "watched," apparently. But hey, aren't we all!
Anyway, how fat was that bloke?
Fancy doing that to him-the NHS bastards!
Hope he sues them for every penny!
 

jarrod248

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#16
Ahh gone are the days of the NHS salad if I had a patient on the mental health wards that even looked a bit fat they went on a diet. They used to beg and plead with me it seems a wafer thin slice of ham or cheese two lettuce leaves and quarter of a tomato was cruel. Then of course they could have gone to the shops but we didn't give them any money.
 
#17
Ahh gone are the days of the NHS salad if I had a patient on the mental health wards that even looked a bit fat they went on a diet. They used to beg and plead with me it seems a wafer thin slice of ham or cheese two lettuce leaves and quarter of a tomato was cruel. Then of course they could have gone to the shops but we didn't give them any money.
That explains all the shuffling mouth-foamers dodging into Brookwood's cake shop in an attempt to nick the second hand cream horns.
 
#18
In X men 3 the crap mutants had the option of being turned back to normal humans, thats what Rouge did so she could do her boyfriend without killing him.

This guy is a disgrace, no one made him stuff his disgusting fat face and if he does get a payout its less resources for those who truly deserve it like those having to come from Helmand to spend time at QE hospital in Birmingham for life saving treatment and rehabilitation.
What was she? A lipstick?
It's spelt Rogue.

Pedant hat off. Carry on.
 

jarrod248

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#19
That explains all the shuffling mouth-foamers dodging into Brookwood's cake shop in an attempt to nick the second hand cream horns.
Yeah, they used to go begging at a local chip shop and a working mend club. I remember an old enrolled nurse, she was a tough bird. A patient came one minute late for breakfast, looked at her and asked 'can I have some bacon' she growled back 'no it's for t'staff ' We'd have milky coffee and the patients would have half milk and water on their cereals. We used to order beer from the stores dept and in summer send the patients to bed early and we used to have a BBQ.
 
#20
Yeah, they used to go begging at a local chip shop and a working mend club. I remember an old enrolled nurse, she was a tough bird. A patient came one minute late for breakfast, looked at her and asked 'can I have some bacon' she growled back 'no it's for t'staff ' We'd have milky coffee and the patients would have half milk and water on their cereals. We used to order beer from the stores dept and in summer send the patients to bed early and we used to have a BBQ.
If they weren't mentally deficient they would have been going over the wall. Mind you not many got out of Broadmoor - despite the fact it was right next to Barossa common.
 
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