Worlds best/worse chat-up lines

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Reading the stag-do task thread has started a conversation in my office for the worlds best and worst chat-up lines. Any Arrsers know any good ones please let us know and we'll check them on the dorises in the office.
 
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StabTiffy2B said:
canteen_cowboy said:
and you are still a wannabe moderator...
Not really. Just pointing out the f*cking obvious. If I was gagging to be a Mod, then I'd have a user profile like this t**t:

http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Your_Account/profile=4586.html
Nah, if you were gagging to be a Mod you'd have a profile like this chopper:
http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Your_Account/profile=7752.html
 
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jimnicebutdim said:
Reading the stag-do task thread has started a conversation in my office for the worlds best and worst chat-up lines. Any Arrsers know any good ones please let us know and we'll check them on the dorises in the office.
Jim you will learn the hard way that some of the nazi nob heads on this site will expect you to go back 3 years checking every thread to make sure youd dont do it again, i say balls to them just because they were here first that dont make it there site, post on my friend.
 
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Death_Rowums said:
StabTiffy2B said:
canteen_cowboy said:
and you are still a wannabe moderator...
Not really. Just pointing out the f*cking obvious. If I was gagging to be a Mod, then I'd have a user profile like this t**t:

http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Your_Account/profile=4586.html
Nah, if you were gagging to be a Mod you'd have a profile like this chopper:
http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Your_Account/profile=7752.html
And what part of my profile indicates that I want to be a Mod? If you actually read the profile I linked to it says "I want to be a Mod". Now F*ck off you dull, unfunny, student, cnut.
 
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StabTiffy2B said:
Death_Rowums said:
Nah, if you were gagging to be a Mod you'd have a profile like this chopper:
http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Your_Account/profile=7752.html
And what part of my profile indicates that I want to be a Mod? If you actually read the profile I linked to it says "I want to be a Mod". Now F*ck off you dull, unfunny, student, cnut.
Funnily enough I did read what Hellfyyr's profile contained. I thought it was a bit of a cnutish thing to start ripping into Hellfyyr just because someone was having a go at you.

Dull, unfunny, student, cnut? Yep that pretty much sums me up. Still, it's better than having a mono-brow.
 

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"I want to be Admin one day"

I dont. Too much ag. Just saying. Its a belting chatup line. Fair has the Memsahibs swooning so it does.
 
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hallveg said:
jimnicebutdim said:
Reading the stag-do task thread has started a conversation in my office for the worlds best and worst chat-up lines. Any Arrsers know any good ones please let us know and we'll check them on the dorises in the office.
Jim you will learn the hard way that some of the nazi nob heads on this site will expect you to go back 3 years checking every thread to make sure youd dont do it again, i say balls to them just because they were here first that dont make it there site, post on my friend.
I'm with Hallveg on this one.

I have previously tried searching for threads, only for the search function to simply give me a list of threads that have just been posted in chronological order. Theres no point ripping into him for the sake of it because he started a new thread. Stab, you ripped into me on the TA board for asking a question that was supposedly answered in the ARRSEpedia. It wasn't. Did I get an apology, No.

I don't really see the point of flaming people outside of Chubb/Pentwyn really.

Rab
 
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hallveg said:
Jim you will learn the hard way that some of the nazi nob heads on this site will expect you to go back 3 years checking every thread to make sure youd dont do it again, i say balls to them just because they were here first that dont make it there site, post on my friend.
My bold. Don't be a dick, people don't expect you to spend hours searching. However, this thread was on page one of the lonely hearts forum. Pretty F*cking obvious.

Xplosiverab said:
I have previously tried searching for threads, only for the search function to simply give me a list of threads that have just been posted in chronological order. Theres no point ripping into him for the sake of it because he started a new thread. Stab, you ripped into me on the TA board for asking a question that was supposedly answered in the ARRSEpedia. It wasn't. Did I get an apology, No.
Rab, if you want to be an officer, I hope that you'd use a little more common sense. Why not post a thread along the lines of "the wiki page is a little unclear" (even though it wasn't) or ask a wiki ninja ta type to clarify it?

However, if it's an apology you want: I apologise for your stupidity and I apologise again for not making sure the wiki page was so crystal clear that a half dead three year old, could understand it.

Death_Rowums: We've all posted some shite on a few too many threads, once in a while. The difference between you and me is that I've actually worn green kit. You haven't. Now f*ck off and get your mum to tuck you in after she's brought you a hot ribena.
 
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StabTiffy2B said:
Death_Rowums: We've all posted some shite on a few too many threads, once in a while. The difference between you and me is that I've actually worn green kit. You haven't. Now f*ck off and get your mum to tuck you in after she's brought you a hot ribena.
No, the difference between you and me is that I'm not some bitter jug-eared cunt. Being a bit of a big man over the internet, what happened the last time people realised you were just a skinny little weasel?
 
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StabTiffy2B said:
Rab, if you want to be an officer, I hope that you'd use a little more common sense. Why not post a thread along the lines of "the wiki page is a little unclear" (even though it wasn't) or ask a wiki ninja ta type to clarify it?
Ok, what was actually said was this:

Xplosiverab said:
The Arrsepedia wrote:
The OTC can be more accommodating to your student life than TA plus in one year at OTC I did way more training and learnt loads more than recruits do these days as it's so drawn out. Good base for TA when you leave. And you don't have to be a Pot Offr to want to play with them. Myself and a few other ex OTCers at my unit have not gone down the commissioning route, but had some valauble experience when we joined. Socially, it's ace. Plus obviously no fear of mobilisation. Just worth considering.
Ok, I read that as referring to the OTC, as it seems like an OTC section of the post not the TA. If its mlarring on my part then fair shout, but I did read that peice first before I posted.
OK, the reason I asked was because at the time, I don't know whether it has since been edited, it did not mention anything about being in the TA and attending University with regards to mobilisation. From the way I, and Humphs read it, the ARRSEpedia article referred to the lack of mobilisation associated with being in the OTC while at uni, as demonstrated below.

Xplosiverab wrote:
The Arrsepedia wrote:
Quote:
The OTC can be more accommodating to your student life than TA plus in one year at OTC I did way more training and learnt loads more than recruits do these days as it's so drawn out. Good base for TA when you leave. And you don't have to be a Pot Offr to want to play with them. Myself and a few other ex OTCers at my unit have not gone down the commissioning route, but had some valauble experience when we joined. Socially, it's ace. Plus obviously no fear of mobilisation. Just worth considering.

Ok, I read that as referring to the OTC, as it seems like an OTC section of the post not the TA. If its mlarring on my part then fair shout, but I did read that peice first before I posted.
Humphrey de Tileul said:
Rab you are quite correct that it read like that, but a search in this forum would have also brought back several threads asking this question and getting the same answer.
Now, I havn't had a dig, I didn't call you a cunt or anything, I simply wanted information, and you had to jump in with your 2 pence worth about the ARRSEpedia, which as demonstrated above, is/was unclear on the subject. Now why was there a need to tear into me about it in the sarcy manner of "Try searching for it". Which I did. And encountered all the problems that i've already outlined, such as it simply returning the most recent posts in chronological order.

So here, I have followed all the protocols laid down by members of ARRSE for searching, and still get patronised for it.


Regards,

Rab
 
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Ok mate, thats a fair one, but that didn't happen when I searched for it. Besides, the issue is sorted now, can we kill this?
 

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