Worlds best wanking shed

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Tricky1982, Sep 6, 2013.

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  1. Good skills from the brickie who built that.

    I pity his hoddie though.

    I wonder what the stylist did wrong to end up in that box of his?
     
  2. 59! I thought he was about 80.

    Bet his eyesight is poor too, after being up there 20 years abusing himself senseless!
     
  3. He has a 'group of troubled young men seeking solace' - Hmmmmm.....
     
  4. To be honest I was expecting something totally different.
     
  5. Work shy parasite. He'll be over here soon enough.
     
  6. Appart from the amazing views I can see one or two advantages here. No mid wank interruptions or at least a 20 minute warning after the front door bell rings thus giving ample time to finish relaxing and stash the material under the bloke in the wardrobe. No pikeys calling round offering to do your drive. Although having a bender and getting up for a slash in the middle of the night might have its hazards.
     
  7. Hope no one has a spare Paveway they want to off load on way back from a mission!