But just imagine the innocent fun at dinner parties...I've just read that Christie Nicklaus, grand-daughter of ex golfer Jack Nicklaus, has married an American chap named Todger Strunk. Surely a contender for the title.
How embarrassing for her, to be known as Mrs Strunk.
"Oh, my Todger did a wonderful thing for me yesterday..."
"My Todger makes me feel very fulfilled and happy, y'know."
And so on and so forth...