World Penis of the Year (WPotY) 2020

[Listy]

Oh, and Trump - but that's a given, surely...?

Perhaps have him as the sonsor for the award, in recognition of a lifetime achievement of cramming so much into four short years.

 

[Septic sid]

China. For f@cking the world up.

 

[Gun_Brickie]

Not directly affected by the creature, but none of the Canuckistanis I work with have anything good to say about him and most would happily stamp his face to runny porridge.

Bringing dignity back to the office of the PM.

Fuck's sake.

 

[lokiuk]

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Bringing dignity back to the office of the PM.

****'s sake.

And don't forget his woke credentials

 

[Taffwob]

Femi Oluwole.

The bandwagon jumping, rent a mouth, activist infection.

Love him or loathe him, you can't help but like the man. . . . . . . . . . . .that will one day punch him in the throat.

Plus, he looks like an Ardman Animation character constantly dressed for a school P.E. lesson.

 

[rgjbloke]

I think you are all being too harsh on Prince Harry. He‘s not the only young man who has married and then found out life isn’t always as straightforward as we’d like it to be. You don’t need to be of royal blood to experience that one.

Trump has to be a leading contender because everything he has done has been entirely to either suit himself or enrich himself.

Although all Presidents have their own agenda’s when they are in office, I seriously don’t think either being completely selfish or financially on the make are something we have ever seen before in a sitting POTUS.

I’m going to be a bit more of a traditionalist about this if that’s the word to use and say for me, it’s a toss up between the President of China or the President of Russia. Both of them have been at it massively. They’ve just managed to keep it on the quite because other events such as the coronavirus pandemic have grabbed the headline.

Out of those two, I’m plumping for Putin because I do actually think that on the balance of probabilities, he just crosses the finishing line a fraction ahead in being a more insidious and devious bastard than the Chinaman.

I do wonder what he has got on Trump. I have heard stories of laundering Russian money through some of his golf course development projects but there are also stories of some very strange secret film footage of Trump in Russian hotel rooms. Who knows?!

So Putin’s my nomination.

 

[Moderator]

So Putin’s my nomination.

 

[bob_the_bomb]

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Twice?

Bugsy walt.

 

[Taffwob]

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A Muslim suicide bomber would have been more fitting.

It's what he would have wanted.

 

[Moderator]

A Muslim suicide bomber would have been more fitting.

It's what he would have wanted.

Wrong chap old boy


I think I know who you refer to (damned if I can remember the blighter’s username) but it is not this @rgjbloke that is the rabid anti-muslimist.

 

[OneTenner]

New Zealand
Mainly for their 'Climate Emergency' declaration but also for:-
"The newly elected members of parliament were sworn in on Tuesday and resumed work on Wednesday in New Zealand’s most diverse parliament ever. It has several people of colour, members of rainbow communities and a large number of women."
Won't someone think of the sheep!
Ardern has always come across as a whiny bint, ending every phrase with the endemic NZ 'question?'

Expect sheep farming to be banned and compulsory veggie meals for all.

New Zealand's Ardern set to declare climate emergency

New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern's government is to declare a climate emergency in a symbolic step to increase pressure for action to combat global warming.

uk.reuters.com

 

[TheSockPuppet]

New Zealand
Mainly for their 'Climate Emergency' declaration but also for:-
"The newly elected members of parliament were sworn in on Tuesday and resumed work on Wednesday in New Zealand’s most diverse parliament ever. It has several people of colour, members of rainbow communities and a large number of women."
Won't someone think of the sheep!
Ardern has always come across as a whiny bint, ending every phrase with the endemic NZ 'question?'

Expect sheep farming to be banned and compulsory veggie meals for all.

New Zealand's Ardern set to declare climate emergency

New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern's government is to declare a climate emergency in a symbolic step to increase pressure for action to combat global warming.

uk.reuters.com

Anybody who uses the term 'Climate Emergency' is indeed a global level penis.

 

[Taffwob]

Wrong chap old boy


I think I know who you refer to (damned if I can remember the blighter’s username) but it is not this @rgjbloke that is the rabid anti-muslimist.

My mistake.

Novichok it is then, and lots of it.

 

[Steamboat]

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Bringing dignity back to the office of the PM.

****'s sake.

Which version?

 

[theoriginalphantom]

Biggest Penis?

John Thomas Allcock obviously


and in second place, the son of John Thomas Allcock

 

[Charlie4]

China. For f@cking the world up. The dirty minging cnuts!

No charge.

 

[Charlie4]

I would like to nominate our very own globe trotting, self made man from the housing estates, lover of kneeling and not paying tax, little louis Hamilton, the big penis.

 

[NSP]

Femi Oluwole.

The bandwagon jumping, rent a mouth, activist infection.

Love him or loathe him, you can't help but like the man. . . . . . . . . . . .that will one day punch him in the throat.

Plus, he looks like an Ardman Animation character constantly dressed for a school P.E. lesson.

This.

And Scoldilocks, the Swedish doom goblin.

 

[TheSockPuppet]

This.

And Scoldilocks, the Swedish doom goblin.

Luckily Coronovirus isn't just killing off the morbidly obese - it's killed off Scoldilock's career too.

Hopefully the horrible cunt doesn't reappear once the world gets a grip of itself and forgets about the latest strain of flu.

 

[Prince Harry]

Harry, Prince Of wherever for being a cuntstruck thunder ****.

I rest my case, M'Lud.

Watch it lofty or...you...or one of your dependents may be submitting another one of those car crash vids again. "Fuck Fuck Fuckinell...!"