World Laboratory Animal Day

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  1. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Today is apparently World Laboratory Animal Day, and the bearded and beaded tree-huggers want everyone out to demonstrate their support.

    I for one will be joining them in smoking a few extra tabs and using a bit more detergent around the house as a tribute to the Beagles' stirling work.

    If the weather clears I'll be tanning a bit of meat on the braai too, and in deference to our sandal-wearing soap-dodgers' high minded morals I will not be using any genetically modified meat but rather something that has had to forage for it's own graze.
    The lifelights in the eyes of these fluffy creatures will have been turned off by yours truly and I hope Tarquin and Henrietta-Charlotte of 13A Credibility Street, Islington, W4N KA5 appreciate the support I'll be lending.

    Although I'm usually less than keen on omnivores I'm even toying with the idea of a couple of fox burgers.
  2. Today I will be using only Body Shop products.

    While their products are not tested on animals....

    All the ingredients have been rigorously tested on animals.

    Sadly I have stoped smoking - just leaves more for the beagles.
  3. I for one will not watch any of my animal porn DVDs today.
  4. Any chance of borrowing a copy of 'Dolly's farm'
    I enjoyed its highly complex study of contrasts -- it is highly spiritual yet anti-religious, triumphant yet tragic, and personal yet universal. I particularly enjoyed the dog rimming scene in the bathroom.I think it was the artistic, stylized flairs and the way Dolly urinated over the dogs penis in the closing few minutes.
  5. That scene is also is one of my favourite the juxtaposition of the arc of golden urine against the cheap netto carpets was remains of Cecile De Milles earlier work. The probing tonguing into the dog brown hole was in my eyes a metaphor for the desire to achieve the impossible that resides in all of us. Sadly you can’t borrow it’s as its my favourite and it would be wrong to watch on World hug a beaver day.
  6. Ok I will make do with 'Sluts with Nuts volume 4'
    Im actually thinking of moving to Brazil cos they all seem to be having such a great time sucking off horses , smearing turds into each others faces and nobbing good looking girls who have the tackle of a grand national winner.
  7. In honour of this auspicious occasion, I pledge to thoroughly lubricate the family cat before I fcuk it.......with sand.
  8. I forgot to mention that Body Shop shampoo is ideal for getting rid of the KY Jelly on the hamster.
    Makes their fur all matted.
  9. It is a little known fact that Bodyshop cosmetics are tested on animals...all of whom looked faaabulous.
  10. ... Huff - I wasn't in work on Sunday. I would have topped more of the little b*ggers if I'd have known. Still... I have the rest of the week to make up for it!