World Cup Teams Announced

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by JoeCivvie, May 11, 2010.

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  1. Brazil

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    Libero

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    Stereo (R)

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    Serbia


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    Horseraditch
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    Mowapitch

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    Russia

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    Rubitov

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    Pastryshev

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    Romania


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    U

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    Denmark


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    Italy

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    Wotsontelli Yrarseissmelli Onetoomani

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    Mexico


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    Holland


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    Van Iller

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    There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, Dick van Dyke, and the young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.


    Germany

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  2. You do really need to get out more!
     
  3. You daft KUNT!