As an Englishman I'm torn between my desire for the nation to be successful and my desire for the team to lose and the public to hate them and the redtops to make their lives a misery as I genuinely believe they deserve that treatment regardless if the score
I won't really care who wins, draws or gets beat afterall it is only wendyball.
On the other hand will it make any difference to the commentors? If England win they will be going on about great chance of doing a '66 or if they get beat they will be on about "we could have beaten them"
Indifferent to be honest; I generally just enjoy watching good positive attacking football. Think someone mentioned that Slovenia with a population of 2 million has qualified twice out of their 3 entries to date. Sort of puts Scotland's "professional" football team in to perspective...
And another thing; on the past performance at this World Cup, England do not deserve to go through. If they are to go forward then they have to change attitude and realise why they were chosen to go to RSA.
A little old lady trying to cross the road when Fabio Capello sees her struggling. 'Excuse me my dear, can you manage?' asks Capello. Little old lady replies 'You got yourself into this mess, don't expect me to help you out'
What's the difference between a faulty jet engine and Wayne Rooney?
The jet engine eventually stops whining.
Three hours of football and Rob Green is still England's top scorer.
The England World Cup team visited an orphanage in South Africa yesterday.
'It's so good to put a smile on the faces of people constantly struggling and facing insurmountable odds,' said Shiphiwe Modese, aged six.
Guy walks into the brothel dungeon and says to the mistress
"I'm really kinky, I want total humiliation, how much will it cost"
The mistress looks at him and says "Â£29.99"
"WOW", says the guy, "That's a great price so what do I get for that ?"
She looks at him and says "An England shirt"
All charges against the intruder to the England dressing room have been dropped following a FIFA investigation. Apparently Rob Green let him in.
I can't believe we only managed a bloody draw against a third rate bunch of losers who we should have beaten easily..
Makes me ashamed to be Algerian.
All future England matches are to be screened on the adult gay TV channel.
Apparently the sight of 11 a***holes getting pummeled for 90 minutes has been deemed to explicit for terrestrial TV.
Knorr have released a special edition OXO cube in white with a red stripe to commemorate our current world cup campaign. It's called the laughing stock.
The guy on death row in Utah got to pick his own firing squad.
He went for Rooney, Lampard, Heskey, Crouch and Gerrard.