Workplace wnaking

#1
Whilst on my third trip to the toliet in work today a sudden urge came over me. Maybe it was the smell of the day old pre digested curry eminating from between my legs or the mental picture of Maddie Mcann. But i felt the need to have a good hard thrap unfortunatley someone came in for a slash and ruined the moment and the urge faded but you cant beat a good bit of self abuse at work does anybody else feel the same as me
 
#5
Nothing wrong with this at all. I once banged one out into a junior troop commander's left boot, combat high. While the newest member (ksnurk fnaar!!) of the troop held the grot mag.
 
#9
thrombo said:
ive wanked at work a few times, and also on the train, in an empty carriage...is that wrong?
I think that the police are looking for you. The carriage had CCTV. They did say that the evidence may not stand up to a prosecution.
 
#12
joey_deacons_lad said:
Also by gentle hip movements i manged to blow my load whiles lying in a frozen field doing an ambush. It was suprising how warm it was well at first :oops:
If I had a cap on, I would doff it to you.

Then hit you with it, your thrapping and spasmic grunting may have compromised the ambush.
 
#13
Whilst in the Oman, one of the blokes waanked into the water bottle of a chap who wasn't well liked. Watching him drink it was a pleasure to us all!!
 
#15
Ahh the good old days of convoy cock on the long autobahn trips, worst place in the world dvr of a 432 when the commander had a good stash of wank mags!
 
#16
Workplace Wanking ?? .. wya of life for me.

I work on the rigs so its a necessity really otherwise you have balls like a spacehopper after a 3 week trip. On a recent trip the rig had two 24 hour a day porn channels controlled by the Radio Op swapping the tapes over every three hours of so.

An hour after shift change its a wonder the fcuking thing doesnt topple over.
 
#17
remember coming back from a 48hr patrol in south armagh when our ops officer asked if i was making a brew could i possibly make him one!!no fcuking probs sir!! cue a five fingered shuffle and a some of my man juice along with an unwashed bell end skiffing on his mug and hey presto "there you are sir"! how i fcuking laughed as he commented on the steaming concoction infront of him! :D
 
#18
joey_deacons_lad said:
If I had a cap on, I would doff it to you.

Then hit you with it, your thrapping and spasmic grunting may have compromised the ambush.
It was a platoon of ta recruits so my grunting was lost in the considerable background noise
Fair comment.
 
#19
Banged one off in the sea in whilst looking at some septic birds no more than twenty Ft away, two mates next to me doing the same. (san pedro Belize)
 
#20
looney said:
Banged one off in the sea in whilst looking at some septic birds no more than twenty Ft away, two mates next to me doing the same. (san pedro Belize)
knew there was an upside to going to belize on wednesday
 

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