working out if your a cunt or not...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by tentoes, Mar 8, 2012.

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  1. Can you work out if the OP is a chopper by how many members posts have been deleted (in the serious parts) by the MOD on the said OP's thread, or would one need a degree to deduce such things?

    Yes I have had a post deleted because I'm obviously a bellend for trying to be sarcastic to the bellend :thumright:
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  2. mushrooms are good in a soup or stew as well............
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  3. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    As you are the OP on this thread, does that make you the chopper?
  4. Question - is it best to add a bit of salt to the water when cooking pasta?
  5. If a tree falls on a mime in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does anyone care?
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  6. Let's stick it up the flag pole and see if the cat sucks you off.
  7. A splash of olive oil in the water stops the pasta sticking and gives it the right texture.
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  8. But much better fried with square sausage, links, bacon, eggs, black pudding, fruit pudding, bread, tomato and beans. And a big fuck off mug of tea. And a couple of rolls to mop up the greasy goodness afterwards. All even better if its made for you in the morning by this bird: jessica_clement.jpg
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  9. Fuck all you sarcastic twats, I'm off to shit in the cats slippers

    It should go without saying I'm a chopper Auld yin!
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  10. 123

    123 LE

    if speed is your main concern - absolutely. If health - no.

    I thank you, I thank you
  11. Unless one is cooking sweetcorn - as salt water toughens the skin. When cooking potatoes, add a teaspoon of sugar 5mins before the end. It makes them fluffy and tastier.
  12. Correctomundo.
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  13. Do you do that often? The grub, not the bint. You are still al;ive?
  14. Salt is good, but I suggest a little bit of olive oil, as well. If you're just parboiling the pasta in a very small amount of water,, before baking it (lasagna, manicotti, etc), a touch of truffle oil adds a subtle and understated umami to the noodles. Hope this helps.
  15. Nah, just days that end with a 'y'. With a bottle of buckfast to wash it all down.