Fresh feckn milk??? It was nowt but that UHT stuff when I was there. Sent wifey a bluey telling her that the first thing I wanted when I got home was a mug of tea made with fresh milk. Everything else could wait!!
I'm calling fibber too, I only spent 2 months in Canada, let the wife know when I'd be coming home and after a 21 hour travel time, stinking from wearing the same clothes for the past 36 hours, walked in the house, grabbed her, bent her over the back of an armchair and gave her the good news having only dropped my bags in the hall way and my combat trousers to my ankles. Opening a beer and getting into a hot bath was second! I found out after getting out of the bath that she had dressed up in some proper decent lingerie and stockings when she got a second seeing to.Fibber