Working for Government

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by The_Remover, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A guy applies for a job with the Civil Service

    The interviewer (some prat from human resources, as it was about a year ago) asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

    "Yes!" the guy says, "A landmine blew my testicles away!"

    "O.K. you're hired!" the interviewer announces, "Working hours are from 8 till 5 o'clock. Make sure you're here by 10 every morning!"

    Puzzled the guy says "8 till 5, why do you want me to come in only at 10?"

    "This is a government job," the interviewer says, "the first two hours we just sit around scratching our b* point in you coming in for that....!"
  2. I work for the goverment. I feel that I must correct you it is not two hours that we spend scratching our balls....we do it all day ? :(