A guy applies for a job with the Civil Service The interviewer (some prat from human resources, as it was about a year ago) asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" "Yes!" the guy says, "A landmine blew my testicles away!" "O.K. you're hired!" the interviewer announces, "Working hours are from 8 till 5 o'clock. Make sure you're here by 10 every morning!" Puzzled the guy says "8 till 5, why do you want me to come in only at 10?" "This is a government job," the interviewer says, "the first two hours we just sit around scratching our b*lls.......no point in you coming in for that....!"