Working for Government

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A guy applies for a job with the Civil Service

The interviewer (some prat from human resources, as it was about a year ago) asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

"Yes!" the guy says, "A landmine blew my testicles away!"

"O.K. you're hired!" the interviewer announces, "Working hours are from 8 till 5 o'clock. Make sure you're here by 10 every morning!"

Puzzled the guy says "8 till 5, why do you want me to come in only at 10?"

"This is a government job," the interviewer says, "the first two hours we just sit around scratching our b*lls.......no point in you coming in for that....!"
 

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