Work Virus Warning

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  1. Came across this, thought it was amusing.

    [align=center]There is a dangerous virus being
    passed around electronically, orally and by hand.

    This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

    If you receive WORK from any of your
    colleagues, your boss, or anyone else
    via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
    This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

    If you should come into contact with WORK
    put your jacket on and take two good friends to the
    nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as
    Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or
    Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).

    Take the antidote repeatedly until
    WORK has been completely eliminated
    from your system.

    If you do not have at least 10 friends, you
    have already been infected and WORK
    is controlling your life.[/align]