You know the ones. Nice as pie, but they haven't got a deceptive bone in their body. When they tell you that they "bumped into your missus in the Naafi at lunchtime" you just know that the next time you see your beloved you are in for some grief. Wife - "who's Alison" Maverick - "one of the girls at work" Wife - " dont you mean one of the girls at work that has a massive chest and flirts all the time?" Maverick - "well you are right she does have a massive chest, and she does flirt a lot but she knows that I am a one woman man and she would have no chance with me" Wife - "so she didn't pull her top down and shove her massive chest in your face at the Christmas party 3 years ago then?" Wife - " You told me that function last week was Stag" Wife - "So you didn't get your bonus this year then, funny how Â£$%^&^ asked me if you had bought me anything nice with it." Wife - "Thanks for telling the entire world about the incident in the bathroom which I specifically asked you not to." I realise these are all a little tame for the Naafi bar but I'm sure that you can come up with some others.