Words to live by

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Feb 7, 2010.

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  1. Drinking non alcohol beer is like going down on your cousin,, tastes the same but is soooo wrong..

    Never say to a woman.. " I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom. "

    sorry...drinking so I'll sleep thru the SuperBowl crap on TV...
     
  2. One for Scaley:

    Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter.. Its okay,, just not in public...
     
  3. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    it's all good fun till your mates see you riding it.
     
  4. Ah but true mates would ask for sticky seconds, thirds etc. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: