Words that should be added to the swear filter

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Little Jack H, Dec 1, 2004.

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  1. Dunno if Admin have control over what words the filter will block, but we all know how daft it gets at times, no pussy-cats or cockerals allowed, but you can thell someone to bugger off without a problem.

    So, what words SHOULD be blocked by the system, to avoid giving undue offence, which are currently allowed?

    I'll start the list with the following:

    "Hoon"
    "Blunkett"
    "Blair" (alternative spellings eg: Bliar permitted)

    Oh, and "Sober"

    Any more? And if we get enough, can the COs update the dictionary, please :)
     
  2. Boss, Wor. ,Shit its too disgusting , WORK
     
  3. Crevice. Chutney. Wombat. Flange. Dippit. Spooge. Moist. Membrane. Perineum. Deposit. Spurt. Spunk. Bud.
     
  4. RTFQ

    RTFQ RIP

    Bukkake, growler, dogging, hotdogging, deputy-dogging, Jordan, Peter, Andre, France, "Innocent Oxbridge Student", amalgamation, The Daily Mirror, Hairy Mud Flaps. Manfat, Arafat and fatboy prescott.
     
  5. Time for a quick 'filter audit':

    • Cunt
      fuck
      fucker
      fucked
      wank
      wanker
      wanky
      wanked
      shit
      shite
      shat
      shithole
      shitter
      bugger
      buggered
      bumfuck
      balls
      bollocks
      bollocked
      bullshit
      piss
      pisser
      pissed
      cock
      knob
      prick

    Well, there we go: a bit of profanity IPB.
     
  6. RTFQ

    RTFQ RIP

    cuntsuckingwankbitch
     
  7. RTFQ

    RTFQ RIP

    COOL they don't do compound words.

    UNLEASH THE FURY!!!


    ....Willy
     
  8. Cuntfucker!
     
  9. Come on guys, be more subtle. Things like lickspittle, gonad, glands, glans, mucus, discharge, spoon, spudwater etc
     
  10. what about:

    Goatrapingspunkbubble?
     
  11. gussetgobbler!
     
  12. Donkeyrapingshiteater!

    Not original I know, but still one of the funniest insults I've ever heard...

    B-T
     
  13. Subtle?! In the NAAFI?! Nope, just can't see it myself...

    B-T
     
  14. RTFQ

    RTFQ RIP

    How about replacing some of those passe internet abbreviations with some more succinct versions:

    lol: Grinning like a w@nking Jap
    IMO: I'm right you cnuts
    IMHO: I'm a smug git, but I'm still fcuking right
    PMSL: I just spat coffee over the civvy that works opposite me.
    GSOH: I'm a troll, but I put out.
     
  15. Can we leave girlfriends out of this please? :D