Words and phrases that automatically get you branded a cnut

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  1. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    There are certain words and phrases on this site that have been banded around, overused and have become irritating and unfunny beyond belief.

    When they are used a sense of 'What a cnut' comes over me. Not internet outrage or anger, just a sigh, a stoop in posture and click of the mouse off the subject, then placing the perpetrator on ignore.

    When I quote them here I imagine some of the forum comics will re quote them and add a little witty sideline to them, thats a given, these people will probably lack the testes and forethought to make an original post or gain a thought for themselves. Hence them being cnuts.

    Words off the top of my head for starters are:

    Them, mong, maddie, shed, mlar, walt, 49para

    Feel free to add:
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  2. I still think maddie has some mileage left, unlike the girl herself.

    Happy now you miserable cunt?
  3. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes

    "Fixed that for you" which should earn the person who typed it a severe to moderate amount of dental torture.
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  4. "lol"

    I really do wish people understood we do not do this sort of thing here.
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  5. OldSnowy

    OldSnowy LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    PMSL - no you fucking didn't.

    "You owe me a new keyboard" - bollocks. nothing is that funny.

    Civil Serpents/Desk Jockeys/REMFS - No, because you are a frontline FOB fighter, and not a fat wheezy git in England, or a fat ex-pat molestly ladyboys somewhere hot and cheap.
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  6. Anything referencing the Daily Mail.

    Every spelling of cnut. It's cunt, you mong.

    Taxi, for me, how kind. Do I need to check the brakes?
  7. iPhone

    Sent from my HTC Wildfire using Tapatalk
  8. Liarbour Party
    Instant Sunshine - Yes, you know who you are!!
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  10. New Liabour, Granuidad, Torygraph, Bliar, Broon, Daily Wail/Hate. People who intentionally misspell swear words, either spell it properly or don't swear it makes you look like a gimp.
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  11. OldSnowy

    OldSnowy LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    Tony Bliar - he's a liar and a Grade-A cunt, we all know that already.

    EUSSR - OK, I don't like it either, but stupid parallels like this add nothing, and make the user look a tool.
  12. Does anyone know what day we get paid this month?
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  13. 'How are you?'
    'I'm good.'
  14. Cunts that dont tell you what was in the rucksack in Death Valley
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  15. Also ZanuLabour.