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Words and phrases that automatically get you branded a cnut

#1
There are certain words and phrases on this site that have been banded around, overused and have become irritating and unfunny beyond belief.

When they are used a sense of 'What a cnut' comes over me. Not internet outrage or anger, just a sigh, a stoop in posture and click of the mouse off the subject, then placing the perpetrator on ignore.

When I quote them here I imagine some of the forum comics will re quote them and add a little witty sideline to them, thats a given, these people will probably lack the testes and forethought to make an original post or gain a thought for themselves. Hence them being cnuts.

Words off the top of my head for starters are:

Them, mong, maddie, shed, mlar, walt, 49para

Feel free to add:
 

Sixty

ADC
Moderator
Book Reviewer
#3
"Fixed that for you" which should earn the person who typed it a severe to moderate amount of dental torture.
 

OldSnowy

LE
Moderator
Book Reviewer
#5
PMSL - no you fucking didn't.

"You owe me a new keyboard" - bollocks. nothing is that funny.

Civil Serpents/Desk Jockeys/REMFS - No, because you are a frontline FOB fighter, and not a fat wheezy git in England, or a fat ex-pat molestly ladyboys somewhere hot and cheap.
 
Z

Zarathustra

Guest
#10
New Liabour, Granuidad, Torygraph, Bliar, Broon, Daily Wail/Hate. People who intentionally misspell swear words, either spell it properly or don't swear it makes you look like a gimp.
 

OldSnowy

LE
Moderator
Book Reviewer
#11
Tony Bliar - he's a liar and a Grade-A cunt, we all know that already.

EUSSR - OK, I don't like it either, but stupid parallels like this add nothing, and make the user look a tool.
 

The_Duke

LE
Moderator
#16
Not so much words, but styles of posting:

1. no punctuation not a single bit nor any capital letters no matter what the subject name or title or whether it is a proper noun while i am at it they usually post without any form of paragraph structure making it almost impossible to read

2. Excessive punctuation .....!!!!!!!!????????? per Red Square !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am certainly not a grammar Nazi, but lazy posting (as opposed to the odd error) and excessive use of exclamation marks and smilies marks the poster as a weapons grade cunt.

Oh, and "the sand pit" or "the 'Ghan". Cunts - every single one of them.
 
#20
Fucking SLR. It got replaced. Move on.
Walt hunters outing someone on their 1st post despite the average boy scout having more military experience than the poster.
 

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