Undertaker, I didn't know it was a contest. Maybe you can write up some guidelines for comments, maybe keep them to under 50 words, don't enter anything dull and pointless or maybe even scrap the NAAFI Bar in favour of serious discussion? If you think it's pointless, why comment (notching up posts?). You don't smoke a pipe and wear slippers by any chance?
Comedy Dave, we do the same thing here in work. We put money in the pot, and then bet who can use a word(s) five times or more in a teleconversation with a client. The last one was 'darn toot'ing', and won by my co-worker speaking to a Nigerian customer who was having problems with his software. I had tears running down my face as my mate stated the sentence over and over again. The best, I think, was 'monkey'.