Wor Lass

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  1. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Ground swallow me up! Today Worr Lass said we had to take her aging Auntie to attend a "Rolf Harris" ( She reckons her family have Australian Ancestry) book sighning at WH-Smiths at the Metro-Centre up here in Geordie land. Anyway after an age we finally got to the front clutching our Hard Back Copy £19.99..Her auntie said to Rolf "You are the singer who did two little boy's in the seventies aren't you" Rolf looked really shocked and replied " I think that was Gary Glitter".....

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  2. How can one have Australian ancestry? Is she an Abbo, or part kangaroo?
     
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  3. Ahh it was you I saw getting turffed out WH Smiths with the Old dearll...haha
     
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  4. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    I suppose like the yanks claim to have traditions.
    I have socks older than that country!
     
  5. I'll take that to be deliberate rather than a typo. Nice one! :) (Ditto Rolf.)
     
  6. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    I wish, nicked of a Yorkshire mate shacked up in Geordie land
     
  7. nice one m8 lol