WOODY GETS A WOODY OVER CARLA

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by staaken, Jun 19, 2009.

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  1. I would "cast her in many different ways" also!!
     
  2. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    About as much chance of happening as the sun not coming up tomorrow. She would get it though ;)
     
  3. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    I'm glad he's sticking to directing films. The bloke is a freak of the first order, and should not try to act out his lunacy in films.
     
  4. Apt description of most ARRSErs!
     
  5. She's a gorgeous woman, but that is NOT the most flattering photo i've seen of her!!
     
  6. She may look purrrrrrrrrrrretty but is she any good in the sack?
     
  7. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    I'm afraid not. That's why I let the gallic midget have a go. :wink:
     
  8. She still looks like Jack Nicholson playing the Joker
     
  9. 'She may look purrrrrrrrrrrretty but is she any good in the sack?'

    She's a bit of a nympho, and had quite a few blokes (including Jagger and Clapton) before she got hitched with the Hungarian dwarf in the Elysee. Her view - 'Love lasts a long time, but burning desire - two to three weeks'.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7189773.stm

    I can't say I disagree with her.
     
  10. Is that Woody "Dubious Morals" Allan?
     
  11. I agree, that is not the best photograph of the lady.

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  12. I'd cast a shadow over
    Audrey Tatou. Oh Yes.
     

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  13. Alsacien

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  14. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    she's wasted on that shortarse surrenderer-in-chief, I tells ya.